What’s Licking Us? (GAME)

What’s Licking Us? (GAME)

Today we let animals
lick our faces. Let’s talk about that.( music playing )Good Mythical morning! Mythical beasts, today we’ll
spending way too much money making a Chick-fil-A
sandwich when we do another installment
of fancy fast food. And we’ll be tasting
discontinued cereals and deciding which should
be undiscontinued. But first, can we tell
which animals are licking us? It’s time for… Rhett and I are gonna take turns
becoming human lollipops by putting our heads
in the lollipop hole and then animals of unknown
sizes and genuses are gonna be brought in
to lick our faces. We have four lifelines. We have… – Gosh.
– We can do all those things
to these animals. Whoo! But you can only
do them once! If somebody uses that lifeline
it cannot be used again. We each get two of those. Of course the loser has
to lick a salt lick. That’s them things
that horses lick. I’ll go first. Okay, they’ve put
nose plugs on me and some sort of bait
on my face. So, I don’t know, apparently
this animal will want to lick what’s smeared
on my left cheek. Let’s bring this animal in. – Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
– Okay. Okay, don’t want you
to get any sound clues, but okay, so here we go. – ( man clicking tongue )
– Uh-huh. Okay. I hear some clicking. ( smacking lips ) Uh, animal doesn’t seem
to be in control. It makes me a little nervous. Oh. Ooh! That’s rough. Ooh, that is a– Ooh, girl, boy,
whatever you are. Ooh, that’s a big face
that was on my– ( laughs ) – I’m scared.
– Okay. I think that’s all
that it wants to do. The tongue of that thing
is huge! And rough as– as the most rough sand paper. Do you have a guess? I’ve never touched the tongue
of something that rough. Except in seventh grade. Um… I’m gonna guess a cow? All right, Link,
remove your blindfold. Oh, crap! It is a cow. – It’s Ashley!
– Hello. Oh, hold still
right there. I said her name and she let
something fall out of her butt. – Ready to get licked?
– Yep. – My face is baited.
– Okay. Bring in the unknown genus. Oh. Uh-oh. – Holy!
– ( pig snorting ) Oh. ( pig squealing ) Oh, no! No! Oh, no, put your head
back in there. You might be getting
some hints. I don’t know. – ( pig grunts )
– ( Rhett groans ) Link:
Come on. Don’t be shy, Rhett. I heard about these things disposing of bodies before. Don’t be afraid, Rhett. Oh, gosh! No! No! – I’m sorry.
– I’ll put it to you this way– I know what it is, man! It’s a pig!
Gosh! – Of course it’s a pig!
– Okay, you’re right. – Mary gave you a few hints,
– Hey, pig! but I will give you
the point. All right, Link, we got
another animal for ya. This is a traumatizing position. – Let’s bring it in.
– Oh, goodness! – ( Rhett humming )
– Okay. Give me a lick. ( sighs ) Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! There we go. Now those lips were hairy. You got a guess? You wanna use one
of your lifelines maybe? As crazy
as this sounds, I think I’m gonna lick it. – Okay.
– Oh gosh, why’d I– – Okay.
– Why did I say that out loud? Okay, Link,
protrude your tongue. ( laughs )
Oh! – What was that?
– Hmm. Get a little bit more.
Get a little bit more. ( laughs )
Oh, gosh. Who am I? Did that give you any clues? Again I’m back in seventh grade. Oh man, this thing sounds huge
and it’s very hairy. What was that? It was more of the thing. It’s kinda kissing you now. – I don’t know.
– Which I would’ve thought that
you would’ve really enjoyed. – You thought I would enjoy it?
– Yeah. – Is this a dog?
– Is that your guess? No, it’s too hairy
and it was too lippy. I’m gonna–
I was thinking a camel. Uh… is it a camel? Link, take off your blindfold. – Oh!
– It’s a miniature horse! – It is!
– Thunder. It is a camel. This is
what I call camel. You got to lick
your favorite animal. Hello! It’s a miniature horse! Hello! We Frenched. Okay, Rhett, you ready
for another licking? Not really, but, uh, I’m here for whatever. ( singing )
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Bring it in. ( humming ) All right.
Looking hungry. Why is there so much noise? Lick it. ( man smacking lips ) ( Rhett panting ) This tongue moves so fast. What in the world–
Is it an alien? Not a bad guess.
Do you wanna use a lifeline? Uh, yeah. Okay, I wanna–
I wanna sniff it. All right, I’ll remove
your plugs here. – Okay.
– No, that’s my– that’s my–
that’s my eyes. Okay.
Here we go. Just removed the plug. – Sniff it.
– Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, man. That is a, uh–
that’s a sheep or a goat. – Oh–
– Need your final answer. How do I separate the sheep
from the goats in my mind? Golly! The tongue moved so fast. Which has a faster tongue,
a sheep or a goat? Sheep.
I’m going with sheep. Pull off your mask, Rhett. Yes! No, that’s a goat! This is an angora goat. Oh look, but it’s a lot
like a sheep. I mean, that’s a pretty sheepy
goat if I’ve ever seen one. That’s the sheepiest goat
I’ve ever seen. No point for you. Okay, Link, we don’t have
anything on your face this round because we’ve been told
that this animal just likes to lick faces. Let’s bring him in. Okay. Oh. Oh. ( gasps )
What? It’s small. What is that? What is that? Oh, my ear! I just got a wet willy. Are you freaking out
or do you think it’s cute? It’s so cute! – I’m kinda freaking out. Okay.
– It’s so cute. Okay, it’s cute. Good. – Oh, freaking out.
– You wanna use a lifeline? ‘Cause I think that’s pretty
much what it’s gonna be. – Is it cute?
– Super cute! ‘Cause I don’t wanna kiss it
if it’s not cute. – I won’t kiss–
– I don’t think you’ll regret
kissing this. Did y’all bring
my wife in here? Yeah, your wife is
just licking you
with her little tongue. I’m gonna kiss. Did that feel like Christy? It felt like a freaking reptile! Was that a freaking–
Did you just make me kiss a freaking reptile? ‘Cause I’m gonna kill you… – I didn’t make you do anything.
– …if that is a reptile. It feels cold-blooded. There was no fur, there was
no skin, there was just– It was like cold skin, man.
There was no fur. Okay, well what’s your freaking
guess then, man? Oh, gosh. You gotta be specific. But it had a big tongue. Let it kiss me again. Not kiss me. Let it– let it lick me. Let it lick me. Okay, whatever. Oh, gosh! ( sighs ) Is it an iguana? Is it an iguana? Link, why don’t you take a look. ( gasps )
What the freaking crap? What is that? It’s a red tegu. – Are you–
– Specifically Sweet Cheeks. Are you serious
that I put my lips on that? But you know what?
I mean, it is a big lizard– – It’s not cute!
– I feel like I should give you
the point for iguana. – It is kinda–
– I’m gonna give you a half
point. A half a point?
I made out with it! – Okay, a full point.
– All right! You wanna make out
with it some more? ‘Cause he was really into it. He’s been smiling
the whole time. The smile is pretty cute. He’s like, “Yeah,
I kissed a human.” I cannot believe
I did that. Yeah, I licked
and kissed a human. That’s what
I did today. Okay, Rhett, the only thing
I’ve been told is don’t scream. Oh, no. Whatever you do,
don’t scream. You don’t wanna rile it up. – Gosh, what?
– Good. What? Oh, shoot. ( monkey chittering ) – ( Rhett gasps )
– Get a little licky licky. Get a little
licky licky. Little looky looky
then some licky licky. ( Rhett panting ) ( Rhett whimpers ) Little nibble nibble. Oh! What do you–
what did you sense? It was so nice. It was the nicest thing
I’ve ever experienced. What is– It was so soft
and supple. Oh. Oh, gosh. It’s making
strange noises. ( monkey chittering ) Link: Oh, yeah,
coming back for more. ( gasping ) All right, we need
your guess, Rhett. I am in the lead. You can tie it
with the correct guess. Now, Rhett, as you’re
deliberating I’ll just say, you can’t use the pet
lifeline on this one, because the petting
just couldn’t be proper. The petting can’t be proper? Yeah, it’s very important
that you pet this thing properly
and you can’t do that
with a blindfold, so you do not have
any lifelines. Oh, my goodness! I think I know what it is. What are you thinking that makes
you think you know what it is? It’s gotta be a porcupine because that way they’ll be–
somebody would have to hold it and I wouldn’t be able
to pet it. I’m saying porcupine. I think I just got kissed
by a porcupine. Okay, remove the–
remove the blindfold. – It’s a freaking monkey!
– Yeah. – Now what kinda monkey is this?
– Capuchin monkey. This is a Capuchin monkey. And he’s smarter
than both of us combined. – Oh, my gosh!
– Look at that. ( sighs ) Stand up, Rhett. Look! It’s a Capuchin monkey
on a lollipop! My dreams are
coming true! Oh, can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can– Can the monkey– – Oh!
– Oh gosh. Now, Rhett, I won. So you have to lick
the salt lick. There you go. Yummy. Oh yeah,
it’s a monkey on a lollipop
on my shoulders. Salty! ( groans ) Keep watching to see us make a
ridiculously expensive version of the original Chick-fil-A
chicken sandwich and fancy fast food. More salt. Hey! Hi! Good to meet–
Oh! Oh! You gonna gnaw
on my finger?We have a podcast called
“Ear Biscuits”
and you can listen
to the latest episode
wherever you get your podcasts.Do it!

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “What’s Licking Us? (GAME)

  1. bailey .downer says:

    Kind wish the pony would’ve whinnied or kicked or sumthin😂

  2. Adriza Aryal says:

    The things they do for "work"

  3. Maiveau says:

    The red tegu and monkey were SO cute!!!! omg my heaaaaart

  4. Wertsir says:

    That pig was pissed.

  5. Shania Peters says:

    Me while watching the show :This episode is making me want to became vegetarian
    Me after watching the show eats a bucket of chicken

  6. Wedding Peach says:

    The monkey 😍

  7. Cristian Gonzalez says:

    It smacked the lollipop kinda satisfying lol 11:26

  8. Brightyest says:

    The lizard is one of the cutest in my opinion.

  9. pinecone wolf says:

    This is probably the best episode ever on gmm. Also the cow is adorable


    I realized when Link guessed camel instead of horse that the possibilities of GMM are limitless. I love that.

  11. Sandwich Casserole says:

    All those animals were so beautiful 😭

  12. pillis mitch says:

    Rhett: uhm oh uh it's a sheep

    Link: alright take off your mask

    Rhett: yes!!

    Link: no

    Rhett: 🐑👄🐑

  13. Lizzie M says:

    The tegu is absolutely adorable, Link, you uncultured swine.

  14. Smokey 420 says:

    Sweet Cheeks was adorable lmfao

  15. Isabelle LaFrance says:

    I'm wondering who ordered the cow

  16. Alexis C says:

    This episode makes me laugh hysterically every single time!!

  17. Keallei says:

    Lol protrude your tongue

  18. A Productions says:

    That monkey, that lizard and that pony.. I'm dying its so cute!

  19. Skylar McLaughlin says:

    “Hello we frenched” 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

  20. Joanna Bryant says:

    Licking me licking me oh what is licking me licking me

  21. BennyBoy46 says:

    2:27 lol
    8:45 lmao

  22. Amanda Johnson says:

    That's the sheepiest goat I've ever seen!! Lol

  23. kaizer. says:

    Smish live, hangman. Link is the bad guy that Anthony padilla plays

  24. budemawa says:

    Poor sweet cheeks I think he’s cute 🙂

  25. cryostasis says:

    I used to own two angora goats, George and Heidi ❤️

  26. Jaclyn Barnett says:

    Can y’all do a part 2 of this?

  27. Alka Singh says:

    So cute

  28. Blue Light says:

    Why does the tegu have a poker face?!! lmao

  29. Alivia Nuttall says:

    Omg that little horse is sooooooo cute

  30. Princess SnekLady says:

    Aww!! I love the cute little Red Tegu Lizard!! He is sooooooooo adorable!! 😍😍😍

  31. James Fancy says:

    Yes 3:07

  32. Z3r0_K001 says:

    It's askley from hardcore pawn lol

  33. Karen Cash says:

    Link: oh those lips are hairy

    Rhett:wanna give it a guess?

    what I expected

    Link: is it rhett?

  34. Karen Cash says:

    Rhetts reaction to the monkey…is too pure

  35. Mamas Girl says:

    Am i the only one who wants to pet the horse?

  36. John doe says:

    Omg don't use peanut butter

  37. Lily Passmore says:

    The middle of Rhett's shirt bugs me

  38. konor norman says:

    Playback speed 0.25

  39. My Tech ID says:

    the characters of these guys are too bombastic, also they're avatars promoting a fake industry that ultimately only serves the investors of the platform and not content creators at large, Youtubers unionize!

  40. Soup :V says:

    Each and every one of those animals are adorable and I don't care what anyone says.

  41. Galaxy Donkey says:


  42. are you kidding me right now says:

    That lizard is the cutest little thing, I absolutely love it

  43. Egero Aluste says:

    That mini horse looks like a pony but im not sure

  44. Kira Biggs says:

    I’d play this game…

  45. mike uzo says:

    i love cows
    wow thats the first time ive ever shown self love

  46. FredBearNationZ says:

    the tegu was cute and link reacted in a funny way

  47. My Babes says:

    You guys should definitely do another one!!!

  48. Kelvine Omega says:


  49. alesia muhaj says:

    i love your vids me and my lil sis wah vids

  50. VictoryVenasaur says:

    did the horse taste like raisins? Let me know if you get the reference btw

  51. emyrian drawings says:

    That red tegu looks so done lol

  52. Margo Winchester says:

    DEFINITELY one of the best episodes! They react like normal people and not, well them lol

  53. JuciyMiddle says:

    Red tegus are cute…..

  54. Saman Khan says:

    Link’s reaction to the mini horse gives me life

  55. Saman Khan says:

    Legend says link still hasn’t told anyone what happened in 7th grade

  56. not dipper pines says:

    Link: sees a mini horse
    Link in tears: "ITS A CAMEL"

  57. Olivia Valentiner says:


  58. Kikon says:

    Cows are adorable

  59. Leafyr Oakfyst says:

    Dat was fun

  60. Lukas Selberg says:

    My cousin who I very very rarely see owned a capuchin monkey. I remember the one time we were able to see him he brought it, and that monkey was the cutest, funniest animal I've ever seen or been around. Just hilarious. He pulled my dad's hair a bit. He also would pick up people's water glasses and drink from them. I think I want one

  61. alaskawaters says:

    I have never seen such an adorable cow

  62. James Rivera says:

    1:52 when I see a cockroach run by me.

  63. Joya de Smits says:

    The cow is so pretty !!!!

  64. Braden Bach says:

    Link to mini horse: Awwww we frenched

    Mini horse: …

  65. GiGi W. says:

    Link: kissy
    Lizard: WTF?
    Link: What again?
    Lizard: Niccceee!

  66. sheepysaccount says:

    4:09, the handler thinks Link has lost his marbles.

  67. Ryne Roberts says:

    Bye bye lil Sebastian

  68. Jeremiah Frazier says:

    It's so funny I can't even laugh right

  69. SavageTeddyBear says:

    I want a Capuchin 😍

  70. Lily Peoples says:

    Round 4
    Me: it’s a goat with dreadlocks

  71. Justin Han says:

    11:28 slap

  72. Terrell White says:

    Part 2 please

  73. Angela Provot says:

    Why Link and the minny horse is me

  74. Twot Waffle says:

    Now you know how we women feel when ya go down on us!😂😂😂👅😜

  75. Dillwill Playsgames says:

    Is it just me or does the lollipop hole kind of look like Chrome from Google

  76. allseeing5 says:

    You guys got a cow that's awsome! I live on a cow farm.

  77. NU KE says:

    Pause at 8:49

  78. beeleel seef says:

    that cow link that lovs you

  79. Watermelon Life54 says:

    Keep the intro plz

  80. heatblast02 says:

    "Hello, we frenched"


  81. Durkle Georgeson says:

    Link was so happy when he saw the mini horse

  82. Addie Powell says:

    i absolutely love the smol chonk lizard.

  83. Roger Exposito says:

    All of Rhett's animals gave him hints. Rhett loses.

  84. BlissBoy says:

    The cow was so cuteeeee awwwwwhhh

  85. Daniel Westberg says:

    I hope there is a lion

  86. Archana Jeeva says:

    Hello! We Frenched!! Link 2018

  87. Alex Snider says:

    the tegu was the cutest thing

  88. Ryaint says:

    sweet cheeks is so cute omg

  89. Sienna Silverbell says:

    That is NOT a mini horse, that is a Shetland Pony, maybe a Shetland pony Welsh pony mix with her size 🙂

  90. Dylan Chandler says:

    Links reaction to the cow and lizard made me laugh so hard I cried

  91. Frosty says:

    His reaction to the lizard tho!😂😂😂

  92. Mark Lepka says:

    I just realized humans are animals 🙂

  93. Kevin Dam says:

    This is officially my new favorite episode of GMM

  94. roccofan 777 says:

    Why was the monkey whering a a diaper

  95. StickyLegend says:

    They’re all so adorable lol

  96. Jbthegamer ! says:

    That was a cute lizard!!

  97. derp j says:

    This very cute video

  98. Jada spearman says:

    That cow looks so precious lol

  99. XxD3ADHALLOWXX CLS says:

    At 8:50 he looked terrified when he saw it

  100. Ali Jarecki says:

    My brother farted and link goes “what was that?”

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