Wanda Sykes Spent Her Summer Kayaking with Crocodiles

Wanda Sykes Spent Her Summer Kayaking with Crocodiles


What else did you
do this summer? We went to France,
we went to Mexico. Mexico was fun. Mexico was fun. Yeah. Yeah. What did you– where? What part, and what’d you do? We were in Tulum, with Alex,
her mom, her sister, her kids, and our kids. And we went to a cenote. And it’s basically a sinkhole
surrounded by limestone– a nice pool, basically. Is it like– [INAUDIBLE] called
it a cement pond. Uh-huh, right. So anyway, we get
in the cenote, and– me? I’m not a swimmer, right? So I had a kayak with
my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was
in the back, right? So we’re paddling,
like, 10 seconds on this kayak, my mother-in-law
has us straight in the bushes. Like we like just,
in the bushes. I’m like, how in the world? She didn’t know how
to steer, right? So anyway, we get out the
bushes and we’re going along, going along. And we get to one
place, and this has a sign that says,
don’t sit on the rocks. I’m like, OK. I guess, you know, rocks
are slippery, whatever. We go a little bit more, it
says, don’t go past this point without a guide. I’m like, OK. Well, I’m not going that way. I’m going– and
then on this side, I see a sign that said,
beware of the crocodiles. So it’s also in Spanish. And my mother-in-law
also speaks Spanish. I’m like, I hit her, I
was like, what’s that say? Espanol! Hable, what’s that? And she’s like,
oh, the crocodile. I was like, oh! Turn around. Turn around, right? And all the sudden, my
mother-in-law read it, and she’s like, aw, come on. Possible. I said, nope. Come on. I said, you better get
this thing straight. Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. So we turned around. We going back. And as we’re heading back
to the entrance, right, and you still got a
nice ways to go, right? Here comes my whole family in
the water, swimming towards me, right? So I look at them
and I’m paddling. And Alex says the girls, Olivia
and Eleanor, they’re tired. Put them in the kayak. I’m like, OK, OK. So they all
surrounded the kayak. And I said, OK. First of all, let me tell you
what we’re not going to do. We are not going to
flip this kayak over. They can get on here, but we
are not doing that, right? So Olivia goes, mommy
boo, you still can’t swim? I was like, no. But I can read. Let’s see how your
reading skills are when you get down there! So we them. We get the two
girls on the kayak. And I tell Alex, I say, hey. There’s a sign back there that
says beware of the crocodiles. And she was like, no. I’m like, OK. Y’all keep saying no. I’m going to leave. We’re going, right? And she goes, you’re
going to leave? I said, yeah! I don’t want to watch you
all get eaten by crocodiles. Do you know how that would scar
me for the rest of my life? I can’t. I don’t want to
see what happens. I’m going, all right? So we’re paddling back. We’re paddling back. So we get back to the entrance. And I asked the guy,
I say hey, you know, as I’m waiting for my family
to return, so asked him. I said, there’s a sign that
says beware of crocodiles. That’s a joke, right? He’s was like, no, no, no. He said, you know,
they’re in the back. They’re in the back. I’m like, wait. There’s really crocodiles? I said, man, you need to put
that sign at the entrance! Why would you put the sign
all the way back there? He said well, at the
entrance is bad for business. What’s also bad for
business is someone gets eaten by a crocodile. Yeah. Yeah! Isn’t that crazy? Yes. That is crazy.

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “Wanda Sykes Spent Her Summer Kayaking with Crocodiles

  1. Kez Aussie says:

    Wanda Australia loves you mate.

  2. Kincho Wangmo says:

    My two fav person❤️???

  3. Super Moosie says:

    Love that she’s wearing a Nike shirt. ??

  4. Elida White says:

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️????

  5. Louisa Kaltborn says:

    She was on my flight from Cancun to NYC. ??

  6. BigRedNavyChick says:

    Oh my land, Wanda Sykes is a hoot. 😀 I love her. 😀 God bless Ellen, her and her fabulous family. 😀 Have an awesome day! 😀

  7. chochonero341 says:

    Bad for business. LOL.

  8. Sabecvardi Sabecvar says:

    "What's that say…" crying

  9. Claude Belemu says:

    I'm a simple man. I see Wanda Sykes I press the thumbs up button (albeit three times: 1st time coz then 2nd time enough then 3rd time to undo the unlike by action 2)

  10. Bob Lowney says:

    your dog is racist! best line from curb your enthusiasm

  11. Hipster B says:

    Wanda should host the Oscars. I'd watch it just for her.

  12. Kate O says:

    I have loved Wanda ever since she did the movie The monster in law, every time she’s on Ellen without fail I am always cry laughing.

  13. MaximMate says:

    ELLEN YOUR VIDEOS ARE NOT BEING DISTRIBUTED BY YOUTUBER PROPERLY – IF YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR VIEWING FIGURES ODD THIS IS WHY!

  14. Raul Gutierrez says:

    Ellen we need a Wanda week

  15. ali hassan says:

    She made me so much laugh with her story

  16. Edwina Godwin says:

    Wanda Sykes and Whoopi Goldberg and Ken Jeong are my favorite comedians. ?

  17. Mendy Peters says:

    her kids ………………..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

  18. Hellen Akinyi says:

    Best duo ever!! Then Sofia Vergara and Ellen are second

  19. Nazawazza17 says:

    Wanda Sykes should be n Ellen every week!

  20. Sajida Rana says:

    Ellen❤❤❤❤❤

  21. Publius says:

    Wanda ia great!

  22. MzPinayx3 says:

    I love her lol

  23. jojofromtx says:

    Wanda should be permanent co-host. They’re hilarious together.

  24. Natalie Anderson says:

    Love these two together! ❤❤

  25. RealSapphireLynn says:

    My favorite guest! I literally search out videos with her. HILARIOUS

  26. D B says:

    Did anyone notice that she referred to the kids as the wife's kids,"her kids" then she quickly corrected herself "our kids." 0:17

  27. Prim says:

    Wando plus Ellen just laughter … love them.

  28. Lucy says:

    I was thinking about how I love when Wanda visits Ellen only yesterday, and here she is! 😀

  29. tricia melvin says:

    You should censor ads that appear during your videos. In fact, you should stop them all together. I pay $180/month. With spotty cell reception, I have NO TIME to view ads. I'm not paying for ads. Rather, I shouldn't be anyways. That's so majorly BUNK!!! ?

  30. Muhammad Amin says:

    Haha. Now that’s a good story. Never really knew who she is but she is hilarious.

  31. Renee Howard says:

    Waiting for my family to get back (fingers crossed) ????

  32. Maria S' says:

    I've been surrounded by black friends even my fiance is black and I've never known a black person who is "dare daring". As soon as they feel a little adrenaline they storm out lol ????

  33. Camilla Barclay says:

    seriously think she is so funny love to hear more

  34. Suzy Lux says:

    just hearing Wanda's voice makes me smile, ready to giggle.

  35. Kike Silva says:

    Sofia Vergara, Ellen and Wanda need to have their own show TOGETHER asap!!

  36. The English Tongue says:

    Is she funny? Really?

  37. The Broker says:

    talk shows are getting less funny. these stories they tell are about half true

  38. Melissa Turner says:

    Twitch the reason I watch Ellen at the beginning!!!!!

  39. Jennifer Winchester says:

    ❤️?❤️ Wanda ❤️?❤️

  40. John Edward Jones says:

    I love Wanda and Ellen.
    For the record Cenote, thousands of them are part of a vast interconnect fresh water caves. A TX University group discovered one about 240 miles long. I've been a Tulum and have been a Cenote. Taken there by young MX amigos and then to Public Beac. A highly spiritual experience all day long. You can feel the amazing energy in a Cenote.

  41. salas7146 says:

    Wanda Sykes is so cool and hilarious

  42. That dude Joe says:

    Lmao

  43. Vanessa Rivas says:

    "I don't wanna watch y'all get eaten by crocodiles you, you know how that would scar me for the rest of my life" This is everything I didn't know I needed in my life

  44. Jimmy Page says:

    Wanda Dyke is stuck on Democrats Plantation

  45. Nathalia Retana says:

    That such a latino thing to happen (I'm from Costa Rica) and we know crocodiles won't go anywhere near people, they are too much bother for them, (people screaming, laughing, splashing, that scares them). It's the same in the sea, if you are getting yourself in the sea, there are a shit ton of living, dangerous creatures inside but mostly they swim away from humans. But this is hilarious

  46. Morris Falker says:

    I love this woman.

  47. George Osolo says:

    Wanda forever

  48. Jennifer Jack says:

    Or better yet I want to see Ellen as a guest on a show hosted by Wanda she's a comedic genius! Not just on stand up either. Every movie and or television show she's on she is the stand out character and totally makes the show

  49. Carrie Bizz says:

    Ive watched this like at least 20 times its so hilarious

  50. Anastasia chiamaka john kamen says:

    That one person that always laughing out loud

  51. Abdulhaq Kamil says:

    I need more Wanda on Ellen and you know it's hilarious when Ellen just laughing instead of talking

  52. M D says:

    Going to see Wanda for the first time ever this Friday !!! Can’t wait to see to you Wanda !!! Going to be a blast !!! ?????????

  53. rs 11 says:

    Rich people

  54. It's Kareliz Here says:

    HAMMM AND CHEESEEEEEEE:)….(who knows what I mean?)

  55. JayJay the OG says:

    Wanda sykes is so relatable

  56. Semi says:

    We had a school trip to an orchard when I was in the 3rd grade. There were signs that said if you see any alligators to run in a zig zag pattern to get away. I refused to enter. ( It may have been alligator or crocodile) It was a long time ago. I don't need instructions on how to run; I need to not meet them in the first place.

  57. QueOnda 123 says:

    I love these ladies!

  58. Nayops 19 says:

    Wanda is such an amazing human being❗️??

  59. courtney parrish says:

    Have yall notice Ellen tap her fingers alot

  60. ADORABLEMX2 says:

    She’s hilarious, I love her! She makes me laugh all the time. ?

  61. Skatin Kate says:

    Wanda on Ellen makes my heart so happy

  62. Grace and Marvellous wonders says:

    This woman makes it very difficult for me to breathe!!! Glad her family made it out safely and that they put a sign up!! Ps no water activities for me in Mexico ✌?

  63. Green Orchid says:

    Wanda Sykes to host the next Oscars?

  64. Pinkdew1 says:

    I almost soiled myself in Cancun when i saw croc near the sidewalk i ran for my life it was super scary but no one seemed to be bothered just me

  65. MrNikkimaxine says:

    Yes and things are OKAnd they know you and talk about in person as well yes you are off she knows she knows that when she’s in my bathroom I was just using it as secondary go on her and she wanna know about to go on her but she went off

  66. enkayar says:

    "I don't wanna watch y'all get eaten by crocodiles" ROFL

  67. Rockin Randy89 says:

    I swear wanda sykes stories are the best ???????

  68. Cristy A says:

    "No but i can read… Lets see how ur reading skills are when u get down there!"… I love Wanda?????

  69. Ciara J says:

    "No, but I know how to read!" Wanda is hilarious ???

  70. L Lol says:

    I wanna see wanda and kevin hart in something

  71. communistjesus says:

    Wanda is JUST AWESOME PERIOD.

  72. Adetunde Babs’s says:

    I love Wanda so much……. every time I see her on Ellen, she has me rolling with laughter.???????

  73. Atuhaire Mariam says:

    ?????? she's good

  74. tiara says:

    I love Wanda and she is hilarious, but she has to do a bit on that mommy boo thing. Imagine being black and having your white kids call you mommy boo.

  75. Aidan Lam says:

    Jesus this is one of the funniest interviews I have ever seen!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!

  76. ONE WORLD says:

    Those ladies need a men.

  77. PAL says:

    Love Wanda.

  78. Nutz4Lutz3624 says:

    holy crapadillo???

  79. lane owen says:

    Wanda is hilarious

  80. andre focke says:

    Haha funny

  81. Felicia Kelley says:

    But they won’t be around to tell!!????‍♀️

  82. Shalanda White says:

    ???

  83. Gifted Soul says:

    Wanda sykes is HILARIOUS!!!!

  84. Stephen says:

    Omg, she's so funny ?????

  85. BLACKISH MANUP says:

    CAN WE SEE HER PLAY THE DRUMS CHAKA KHAN DID

  86. Harley Quinn says:

    I ❤️ Wanda Sykes!

  87. earth woven says:

    Crocodiles can't read either. Lol love u Wanda.

  88. armygirl85 #FuckHitler says:

    On a binge watching Wanda lol she always cheers me up!

  89. Séverin Official says:

    There’s no words to describe how funny she is lol

  90. mounika kulkarni says:

    " I don't wanna watch my family get eaten by Crocs, you know how it's gonna scar my life" ??? man she is hilarious

  91. MrNikkimaxine says:

    Yeah I don’t do it funny because I am late for her she say and get change to white clothes or something sweet and I said for me that how you get hot and I will check the weather to be petty cardio

  92. Paul Secret says:

    she's ellen's funniest guest of all time

  93. Sheila Hollingsworth says:

    Ellen is making me laugh too. She's the audience and the host! The best.

  94. Savannah Williams says:

    Mamieboo God she's really something

  95. MrNikkimaxine says:

    There are what make me feel better that for my mother and my father she is to me what now be yourself that way very much that changed show much as a person she does for me do something for her as well

  96. rey ag says:

    I love Wandaa

  97. u tube says:

    The way she tells, is hilarious.

  98. Diane Lewis says:

    Haha

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