Try Not To Laugh Challenge #13

Try Not To Laugh Challenge #13


Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome back to the Try Not to Laugh Challenge. It is time, once again, to test our hilarious constitution against this ensemble of hand-picked funny videos from all across the internet. Can you survive the challenge? Well there’s only one way to find out now, isn’t there? Oh, and any of my fans in New Zealand or Australia that want to see me in person, please go to tour.markiplier.com or click the link in the description below, to see if we’re gonna be coming to a city… near.. you… Alright, let’s do this… GO! *snake makes a funny noise resembling Vitas-7th Element song* *AGGRESSIVE SNEEZE* *offended kitty splashes* *guy laughing as mark makes a fool out of him self* “Come over here you kitty! *laughs*” I don’t like this already. “I love refrigerators!” *Mark attempting to hold back laughter* *smiles instead* Nope. “Can I doo-doo in peace?” *dog growls* “Ooh I see what’s up there.” *dog barks* “Oh don’t–don’tchu motherfucking bark at me” “I’m taking a shit, nigga!” *dog barks again* “Nigguh–” *trying not to laugh* Not funny! *Music (Natasha Bedingfield – Pocket Full of Sunshine) plays* *stifles laughter* *Gently ululating the melody of ‘Moscow Nights’ song* What am I watching? Wha- What in the fresh hell… …is this and what in the god damn… What was that? (~ DEJA VU! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers -Deja vu” plays* (~ I JUST BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers -Deja vu” plays* (~ HIGHER ON THE STREETS! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers -Deja vu” plays* (~ AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GOOO! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers -Deja Vu” plays* [Dave Matthews Band – Ants Marching] “Pierson decides to..-” *trying to not laugh* *inhales* MMmmm… “-try a maneuver called a “side slip”, ” “.. practically unheard of on commercial airliners, but sometimes used by glider pilots.” *Deja Vu gradually gets louder* “Pierson has never actually performed a side slip in a glider, ..”
Mark: No, don’t… No, don’t do this… “..but he’s attempting one now in a Boeing 767.”
Mark: ..NO! NO! “Here we go.” (~ DEJA VU! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* (~ I JUST BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* (~ HIGHER ON THE STREET ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* (~ AND I KNOW IT’S MY TIME TO GOOOOO!!! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* (~ CALLING YOU AND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* (~ STANDING ON MY FEET ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* (~ IT’S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME. WOAA–! ~)
*”Dave Rodgers – Deja Vu” plays* Ohhh, stop it. Good God. *in between chuckles* Good God. Mhmmnn–Not a laugh! Not a laugh! *multiple audio clips of ‘gloves’ played over one another* *tries not to laugh, nearly fails* That’s not that funny! That’s not funny! That’s NOT funny! That’s not funny! “I love dogs. Doesn’t everyone?” “Bye.” “IyyRhEeaahAahhr!” *sound of dog wailing* *attempts to hold back laughter* Nope! “Bye.”
– “IyyRhEeaahAahhr!” *David Rodgers- Deja vu getting gradually louder*
No, stop. What are you doing? (~ DEJA– …blue… (~ I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLA-) *deep inhale* AAaaAAaAaHHHH! …Alright “Then something happened, that Hugh says has never happened to him in all his years of climbing.” “Ahh, *bleep*! Leg!” “One of Hugh’s legs fell off.” *Music (Limp Bizkit – Break Stuff) plays in a VR environment* ~ “It’s just one o’ those days we don’t wanna wake up!” ~ ~ “Everything is f*cked, everybody sucks!” ~
*people laughing* *VR observer yelling* Other person: “Oh, I like how–” *person keeps yelling* *baby crying amidst the yelling and laughing* Fastest hotdog eater: “I’m just saying…” “Thank you for leaving my kayak alone!” Mark: Nwahhh… “I’m going to pepper spray you in the FACE.” “That’s what I’m gonna do to you.” “GO AWAY!” “NO!” “Get away from the kayak!” “GET AWAY FROM THAT KAYAK!” “Come here.” “Come on!” “STOP IT BEAR!” “STOP IT!” “BEAR!” “BEAR!” “BEAR! YOU’RE BREAKING IT! YOU’RE BREAKING MY KAYAK!” “WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!?” “WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?” “WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?” “WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?” “”WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?”” “STOP IT!” “BEAR, STOP THAT!” “STOP THAT, BEAR!” “BEAR, STAAAOOOHP!” “STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK, PLEEEASE…! *crying*” “PLEASE STOP!” “GOSH-DARNIT!” “AHWHWHWHWH, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!?” “BEAR, PLEASE STOP!” “PLEASE STOP, BEAR! IT’S THE END OF SEPTEMBER!” “WHY ARE YOU HERE!?” “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!” “WHY ARE YOU HERE!?” *woman wails in despair* “BEAR!” “BEAR!” “STOP THAT!”
Mark: I can’t breathe… “STOP THAT!”
*Mark pants from holding back laughter* “BEAR, STOP THAT!” “(whining) Ahhawwwhh! Please stop breaking my things, bear!” “BEAR!” “PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS! IT’S NOT… ” “IT’S NOT EVEN NOT EVEN FOOD! IT DOESN’T EVEN TASTE GOOD!” “IT’S JUST PLASTIC!” “BEAR!” “PLEASE, STOP!” “BEAR NOW I DON’T CARE, BEAR! I’M GONNA BEAR SPRAY YOU PLEASE STOP!” I’ve never seen or heard anyone… Try so desperately to become a Disney Princess and be able to communicate with animals at that one moment! I’ve never seen it! *places cigarette into sleeping woman’s mouth* *woman snores quietly* *woman begins to eat cigarette* “Noh, staohp!! *wheezing*” *loud chatter of people talking in background* *person in hood turns, revealing Luigi* *exhales sharply, trying not to laugh* Beuheuhum MwAaaAAHh….nope (wheezing like a tire losing air) (wheeze turns to laughter) “haaahhh-hahh-haaaaa!” (screeching)
*mark progressively looks more horrified* “HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA” *bop*
*BOPS BACK* (Markiplier.exe has stopped working) “Please open up!” “I can’t do this without–.” (SunStroke Project & Olia Tira – Run Away starts playing) *looks beyond confused confused* (music continues to play) The fffuuuuuck?? *rumba slowly moves closer to the top of the staircase* *R2 D2’s screeches*
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOO!!!” *loud thumps of rumba falling down stairs* “Aaaaahh…ahahn *chuckle*” “Aaaaaaaaahhh..!” “AAAAAAAA-” *suddenly cuts to a foreign cover of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People* Noooope! Nope… No, no, no, no, no, no, no… Not gonna get me with that shit. J-Walk (I’m not kidding you): “Yeah I’m ridin’ through the area” “In a car that’s made of fucking bird feathers and pleather seats” “And I gotta meet the bitch who says she works” “At the swap meet I think, or so she said, I don’t know” “where she lives but I know that she’s…” “Not alive, she’s dead, and I killed her in the car” “Accident, looking like a president, in the fucking chopper… I mean the airplane… Force… One.” Mark: What the ffffuck did I just watch?
What the ffffuck? I haven’t got a goddamn clue. *incoherent mumbling* *In Russian*
“THEY’RE FLANKING FROM THE REAR” “I’M RELOADING!” “COVER ME!” “THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHEAST!” “THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHWEST!” “THE ENEMY IS IN THE SOUTH!” “THE ENEMY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SOUTHWEST!” “(Yes sir!)” *rides away as the soviet anthem plays in the background* *another voice chimes in as music dies down*
“What happen’d?” “I DONT LIKE EM PUTTIN’ CHEMICALS IN THE WATER” Mark: Oh, god… *beat starts*
THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN’ FROGS GAY! “DO YA UNDERSTAND THAT?” “TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!” *repeatedly hits table*
“~ UHhUHH URRhh CRAP ~” “GAYYY. FROGS. FRIGGIN’. FROGS..” *hits table again*
*groans* “ITS NOT FUNNY!” “I’m gonna say it real slow for ya” “GAAAAY” “FROGS” “MRMMM Mmmm-Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm-Mmmmm”
*long AJ exhale* Mark: Aaaahh!! Uhh.. it’s fine “WON’T YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE?!” Mark: AAUUGH! Mark: It’s fine… Not funny! “GAY. FRIGGIN’. FROGS” Mark: Stooop!!
“*long exhale* WAP WAPH-WAPH-WAPH WAP WAP” “FROOOOGGGSSS!!” uuurhnUUUGH! Who edits those!? They’re so good! *background laughter* *top of cross gets lodged into the roof* “Aaahh Scheiße!” (Aaaahh Shit!)
*laughs* *crowd begins to laugh* *crowd continues laughing* “Alright let’s, ahh… Let’s check the patch notes for The Sims 3.” “The Grim reaper *chuckle* will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to…” “…band affiliation?!?” “Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now… *starts laughing*” “voh–*wheeze* v-vomit at acceptable levels…*chuckle*” “It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’.. ‘” “*wheezingly whispers* …with the Grim Reaper” *Wheeze* ” ‘Become Enemies with Child’ wish no longer appears.” “Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend.. *wheeze* *narrator speaks inbetween wheezes*
Grad-u–ation before they can put themselves out.” “Pregnant Sims *chuckling wheeze* can no longer brawl.” “Baby Sims will no longer become staah-*wheezes*” “…stuck on a Sim’s hand.. while driving a caaaarr-hrhrhrr *wheeze*” “S–*chuckle* Sims will no longer a receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies” “A meteor can hit a building,…” “..which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die.” “Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching…” “..uhn-unless it is a school, *wheeze* inwich– in which children are not allowed to leave and..” “…will ALWAYS DIE-eeheehh *laughter*” *narrator loses it* *struggles to hold in laughter* *inhales* Mwaaauuhhh!! It was just a lot of smiling! I wasn’t laughing, I swear I was not laughing! Uuuughh… “Alexa, play twinkle twinkle” (Background talk) “You want to hear a station for- porn detected. Porno Rito hot chick amateur girl..” *people behind camera try to stop alexa*
– “NO! No No! No!” “No!”
– “*alexa continues* Hot pussy anal dildo ringtone”
– “ALEXA STOP!” “Happy Birthday to youuuu” *Mozart’s Requiem – Lacrimosa plays*
[camera turns to seek someone missing] [Sad Chorus:] “Laaaaaaaacrimosa” [Chorus:] “Dies illa” *tries not to lose his mind* *jumps around and tries not to laugh* Ah, THAT wasn’t laughing, I SWEAR it wasn’t laughing! *deer squeaking* *people behind camera laugh as deer continues squeaking* *deer continues to quietly squeak* *squeaking gets louder and deer throws its head back* *deer gives a loud shriek* *man laughs and sounds like a goose honking* *cue mark nearly breaking once again* *inhale* hh-AAAAHHHH! *Deer calls its master through dial-up* Ohh.. *Bird squeaks* *loud scream*
*law & order sound plays* *Mark breaks out in laughter* Mark: AHH, Dammit! I was expecting a poop joke. *giggling* Gaahhwd ddammit-t-t! *giggling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *mark laughing once again* Ouhhh noohh-ohoho. Aeaaah FFFffuck Video Fratbro: “Aaahnh, FUCK YEAAAH! Cheah’rs bro!” …That was pretty good. *breaks into laughter again* Aaaarrrrrrgh! Alright, fine. I know I’ve been like chuckling through pretty much every single video But I was trying, really hard and I didn’t break fully until right there. But anyway, this has been the try not to laugh challenge. Did you manage to make it through okay? If you did, and be honest, let me know down in the comments below And if you have other funny videos that you want me to react to let me know down there as well Aaand if you want to see more, check out the try not to laugh challenge playlist I’ll link it in the description and thanks again everybody for watching and as always, I will see you in the next video Buh BYE!!
*waves*

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “Try Not To Laugh Challenge #13

  1. Rewenigt says:

    Markiplier:can you survive the challange?
    Me:no.

  2. Nathan Lam says:

    The only reason why the bear is breaking the kayak is because she pepper sprayed him in the face.

  3. TheGamingReaper says:

    4:48 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

  4. Silma Nelly Pérez says:

    Is not funny

  5. radcat playz says:

    7:27 Some may call this a comasong
    A comasong is a song u hear all the fudgeing time while unconscious

  6. Naruto Fangirl_21 says:

    Gay Frogs got the best of me

  7. SoulCake says:

    I lost at 6:33

  8. LOL FAM says:

    i feel bad for the bear

  9. Kyle the Lucario says:

    Gay frogs huh

  10. Xemness says:

    Omg, the Sims Patch notes completely broke me. So freaking funny, ROFL!

  11. Samuel Trueheart says:

    nailed it

  12. luiza Melice says:

    3:03🤤🌈

  13. Kenneth Aybar says:

    I like the one video that the guy looks like Aquaman & get his trident in the sealing

  14. L. Nándi says:

    Ne káromkodj!

  15. I LiKe DoGs says:

    1:40 anyone know what its called?

  16. Leyton Ward says:

    Girl:pepper sprays bear

    Bear:oh you just messed up girl

    Girl: why are breaking my stuff

    Bear:what do you think

  17. Casey G says:

    That poor birds butthole. 🤣🤣🤣

  18. Rendrat van Donkereschrijver says:

    I like how sh pepper sprays the bear than expects it to come back

  19. mythcrafter412 says:

    "Bear stop!! ;-;" With that voice who do you think is going to listen to you… Honestly….

  20. THEPIELOVINPYRO says:

    try not to laught hard mode is when its 1 in the morning and if you laugh your mom wakes up and beats you

  21. Joaquin Gaming says:

    6:20 Is so funny

  22. BasedLordTrump says:

    I didn't know any Karen's lived deep in Alaska. I figured the distance from their local Starbucks would be a negative.

  23. itslarrxpie says:

    11:00 you lied to 24.6 million people. congrats

  24. Bobby PorkChop Games says:

    5:03 a usual day in Russia

  25. mrs . Waffles 2.0 says:

    “Bear why are you here”
    Cuz it’s a fucking forest

  26. Magia Record :3 says:

    The bear was breaking the kayak because she pepper sprayed it I feel sorry for the bear

  27. Nghia Ngo says:

    We found out the deer was scareming

  28. WULF Hydro says:

    Deja 90s

  29. Dalton White says:

    The bird has ptsd

  30. Raccoon Man says:

    6:43

  31. Divij Singh Thakur says:

    I LOVE REFRIGERATORS

  32. Divij Singh Thakur says:

    4:42 you are not a fucking Disney princess

  33. Mine Ing Craf Boi says:

    8:40 G A Y F R O G S

  34. SSGoku 71 says:

    The uganda knuckles in the tank is my favorite
    And the frog one

  35. BritAD923 says:

    3:22 EEEUHHUAA arwwwww

  36. GalacticStar says:

    The Sims got us.
    Betrayed.
    Tsk tsk tsk

  37. Joseph Garcia says:

    The bear ended Karen’s career

  38. Jesus Christ says:

    I’m surprised fucking Karen didn’t try to call the police on that black bear

  39. FLOMBIS says:

    Кто русский? и я всрял где и марк

  40. Thy Lord George II says:

    12:18
    I love how his face has the same face on his shirt

  41. Brandon Cash says:

    11:53 when you thought it was Saturday but it’s Monday 🤣

  42. michaela kirk says:

    Girl with the kayak deserved it. The bear wasn't doing anything. It wasn't rushing to attack her, wasn't in any way threatening to attack her. Then the dummy sprays him in the face with pepper spray. I have no sympathy for her at all

  43. Orla Hunter says:

    1:34 all the pedos at the park when kids get dismissed from school

  44. Shane Ducusin says:

    Markiplier you Are awesome 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

  45. itz jesus says:

    It cinda sounds like a soundboard 4:30

  46. TK Reikon says:

    The Russian tank one gets me every time the anthem hits.

  47. TopHat TurtleGaming says:

    bEaR bEaR
    YOU COULDVE WENT UP TO THE BEAR AND SPRAYED THEM

  48. Water Witch says:

    Bear plz break it more. Omg she's annoying

  49. Pegasaurus Rex says:

    The parrot one at the end that finally breaks him is criminally underrated

  50. JASON RODRIGUEZ says:

    At 11:43 to 11:54. Me when I keep losing rank on apex

  51. Ghost-in-a-bottle 666 says:

    8:34 insert soviet union national anthem

  52. Klassniy says:

    4:37 She's spraying pepper in the bears eyes, and then wonders, why he destroys her kayak.

  53. Klassniy says:

    6:22 Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

  54. Deathlikesensation says:

    Jesus christ this one started out strong haha

  55. Saxon Dailey says:

    awesome

  56. Hokiefied says:

    Danggg

  57. Layla Alreyami says:

    I never knew you could ‘Try For Baby’ with the grim reaper

  58. CruelScorcher85 says:

    4:10 Ok Karen

  59. animetrash _2007 says:

    iTs jUst pLaStiC

  60. CMBgamer 2018 says:

    Gay frogs!

  61. IC Weiner says:

    I was crying on the sims 3 patch notes

  62. DoctorWho Gamers says:

    4:13 annoying clip but i feel bad for the bear more than the girl, the girl peppersprayed the bear causing the bear to be afraid of her moving away form her closer to kyak and then she gets pissed at the bear

  63. sinan akdag says:

    3:17 I see Bacon's video got on here

  64. Ashlynn Morgan says:

    7:57 – 8:02 is me looking at my fridge.
    (If you have your volume muted, you'd understand)

  65. Dawn Sanderson says:

    I SAW YOUR TUMBLR AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!

  66. Sarindipity1 says:

    i Can't get over th 11:02 one it's so good

  67. BigZ0blu_HD/ PaulPaulTheGamer says:

    9:24 AH Scheiße!!! Like if your German🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

  68. Pamela Heiser says:

    Hey mark have you ever not laughed?? Because i didnt btw im using my grandma's phone so yea IM A BIG FAN OF YOU AND JACK

  69. SX Sean says:

    I love when mark is biggly gitch

  70. BlueFireSapphire says:

    2:12 Song?

  71. Shay Viggars says:

    Please stop screaming at that bear that clearly doesn't know english

  72. san Saechao says:

    Yeah I didn't even laugh at all

  73. ArcticFire Moon says:

    I laughed ok I seen u luagh and I automatically laughed

  74. Lucky PaB says:

    9:25 bruh this is actually the City i live in
    I think the hole is still there

  75. Jackson Leavelle says:

    9:53 WIth THe gRIm rEApER

  76. Bryan Martinez says:

    Spider man to pizza vers, is funny watch it.

  77. Slambo TV says:

    Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, where students cannot leave and will always die.

    😂🤣

  78. Creative Kid says:

    “Why are you breaking my kayak”

    Just think that one through……..

  79. Timber says:

    Dumb acting

  80. Julian Sedor says:

    The video at 12:40 is so much funnier to me because he sounds like TF2 Scout to me.

  81. YEET YEET says:

    she pepper sprayed the bear in that direction :p her fault

  82. Fraught Quill says:

    The "get away from my kayak bear!" clip actually happened at my home town. A small seaside town in Alaska, the exact spot was across the bay where there are lots of little cabins and things sprinkled here and there. When this video first came out it exploded on everybody's social media. It's kinda surreal to see it in a Markiplier video.

  83. Jesse Molina says:

    Captions at 3:30

  84. Motaz Bazza says:

    I want you to react to the video sir are you okay

  85. Michael Guzman says:

    Refrigerator guy kinda sounds like Mark Ruffolo

  86. Wilder Gervais says:

    For all I know that bear clip could have been filmed on my birthday which is Sep 29

  87. MrCyclop says:

    Mark: "Oh stop it, good god, good god" chuckles/laughs stops MHHMMMM HMMMM NOT A LAUGH NOT A LAUGH.Almost Everybody else including me: HMMMMM Debatable. Other people: Are you sure about that now? 2:54

  88. MrCyclop says:

    Gloves: GLOVES GLOVES GLOVES GLOVES GLOVES GLOVES. Mark: trys not to burst out laughing so instead says THATS NOT THAT FUNNY. Almost everybody: Choking themselves by holding breath trying not to laugh and or *starts breaking out laughing rolling on the floor stomach starts to hurt from laughing*.

  89. MrCyclop says:

    Random lady: "I love dogs doesn't everyone? bye." Man behind you as your turn around: hits husky looking dogs with pool cue looking stick as he grunts and says MWYAHA, dogs wimper Mark: Almost dies laughing.

  90. MrCyclop says:

    Bruh Moments 6:45

  91. MrCyclop says:

    When it's midnight and I'm tired and cant see/and or when I fall down the stairs 7:05

  92. MrCyclop says:

    Bruh Moments 8:10

  93. MrCyclop says:

    Narrator loses it 10:42

  94. MrCyclop says:

    Criminal: Lets commit a Felony!
    Cop: I GOT THE DUTY BELT'S IN THE BACK HAND CUFFS ARE ATTATCHED CAR IS BLACK AND WHITE GOT MY UNIFORM JUST BLACK TO MAAAAATCH, RIDIN IN MY CRUI-SER, RADAR ON AND REA-DY, OH LOOK ITS A SPEE-DER, CAN'T NOBODY EEEESSSS-CAAA-PEEE MEEEE CAN'T NOBODY ES-CAAA-PE MEEEEE, SUSPECT IS FOOT BAILING, HE TRIPS, I GRAB MY TAZER, OH LOOK IT HIIIIITS, WE GOT HIM CUFFED, THROW HIM IN THE CRUI-SER, BOOK EM' UP AND JAIL TIME. (IDK DONT ASK LOL). (If you use the old town road voice it kinda sounds better and kinda makes more sense? kinda? maybe? idk?) 12:13

  95. MrCyclop says:

    Me: Blows up comment section
    Everybody including mark probably: face becomes red they become very annoyed
    Also Me: nervously laughs a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…..
    Also Everybody: rolls eyes

  96. anthony tanser says:

    His face is exactly the same for clip 1 and 2 editing fail 🙂

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