Everything About Bearded Dragons
Finally we built a machine to kill Godzilla. In the year 1992, in order to save Japan.. ..from Godzilla’s attack, the Counter-G Center.. ..gathered around its best scientist.. ..and built a war machine. The machine was called ‘Garuda’. But its strength was limited. We needed a stronger machine. By using high-end technology.. ..they invented a[…]
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Still digging up bones, sifting through the dirt, Specialize in raptors, the way they hurt. Ellie moved on for kids and a family, I hate babies, they make me feel insanity. Lecturing investors is bad enough, I do it for the cash, but the crowd is rough. “Would you return to Jurassic?” That’s all they[…]
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What could go wrong with a drink with my ex? Expected reminiscing, maybe makeup s**. Instead she convinced me to find Blue and bring her back, How could I say no? After all I’m like her dad. Get on a plane with Claire’s interns, One is a p***y, the other is a nerd. After stopping[…]
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It fell apart, the park, But you came back, to find and save me. ‘Til they shot, my neck With a dart, it made me crazy. They put me down, to get my DNA, DNA, So they could clone themselves a new hybrid egg, hybrid egg, They better make sure that it don’t escape, don’t[…]
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No! No! Let me go! Let me goo! Mother!! Let me go!! Oh my little son. My son! My son! Hurry up! No! Don’t let me go! No! *Come on! Move!* No!! No! Mother! Noo!! *Mother!* Motheer!! Please, no! Who was that?! You there? Or you? Or you? How dare you? Come on! Drink, drink![…]
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Hybrid dinosaur, hybrid dinosau-aur I’ve got big teeth and my claws are sharp, But your legs might be too fast. I will chase you until you run too far, And I’ll find someone else to eat. I’ve got the most haunting roar, ‘Cause I’m a hybrid dinosaur… Hybrid dinosaur. Owen Grady is the name, work[…]
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(tense music) (dinosaur roar) – Oh, Dr. Grant. My dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome, to ‘Slash Course.’ (humming the ‘Jurassic Park’ theme) – You remember the song, if you don’t know ‘Jurassic Park,’ you don’t know jack. – Since the earliest days of cinema, terrible lizards have thrilled and terrified moviegoers, (screaming) but how is a[…]
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(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Subtitles by explosiveskull (SPACESHIP THUDDING) Why are we here? Maybe we should turn back? This is the designated sector. Got it? Got it. BAZ: These are aliens. They are going to play a key role in our story. This is Zaca. Zuc. (ZUC YAWNING) And this is Zic. And what[…]
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here walking through the jungle gathering mangoes I meet Raquel Welch you make a nice mango cream pudding you know can spread it around on us hey captain I want to get some mangos I just don’t go out there by yourself you don’t want to go in there alone not unless you already know[…]
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A quick FYI. I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago… and he was totally ready to kill any of us. He did try to kill me. Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children… he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that[…]
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