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Dungeons and Dragons

I RECITE THE MAGICAL INCANTATION OF ADALADAR. THE RUNES ON THE DOOR TO THE DRAGON’S LAIR GLOW RED. SIX MONTHS OF QUESTING I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE FINALLY HERE. MY CHARACTER SHEDS TEARS OF JOY. AH CRITICAL FAIL. INSTEAD OF CRYING YOU BREAK A LEG. THAT’S UNFORTUNATE. [BREATHING] LUKE, I AM YOUR RING TONE. OH THAT’S[…]

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