SEC Shorts – LSU calls up Alabama in horror film style

SEC Shorts – LSU calls up Alabama in horror film style

*phone rings* Hello? Who is this? Uh you called me. Yeah I know. Well if you don’t know who this is then why did you call? Because I want to know whose schedule I’m looking at. What did you say? Only one win against a top 25 team. Mmhh That won’t do. Duke was good when we scheduled them. Well they’re not good now. The AP poll isn’t even used in the Playoff selection criteria so… Goodbye! *phone rings* Hello? Do you like 2:30 kickoffs? They’re ok I guess. Not as good as evening. Why? I like evening kickoffs too. but then again.. I’ve been doing pretty good in the 2:30 time slot this year. Who is this? Look out your front window. I don’t see anything and this isn’t funny. I have four All-American wide receivers who will tear you up. Goodbye! Don’t you hang up on me! What do you want? Turn the TV on. What? Turn it on! “And this just in we have a new number 1 team in the nation!” LSU has jumped Alabama and is now number one in the AP poll. Leave me alone! *phone ring* What do you want!? Look out your front window again. *scream*

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “SEC Shorts – LSU calls up Alabama in horror film style

  1. caintiger says:

    As an auburn fan it pains me to say it but I seriously doubt lsu wins this weekend.

  2. ScoDucks2019 says:


  3. South House Productions says:

    Cra cra…RDT!!

  4. theknightswhosay says:

    This was the best one yet.

  5. ilovemartinmilner says:

    This is too funny. Geaux Tiguhs!

  6. old guy says:

    Now that is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. glockman945 says:

    Oh LSU…picking on girls is not cool. Just think, if you actually beat us this year, your record will improve to 1-8 against us. LMAO & RTR!

  8. DoubleOhFive 005 says:


  9. Lucas Sharp500 says:

    I donโ€™t know about you guys but Iโ€™m getting 2011 vibes here

  10. jerry janik says:

    I'm not a sec fan but these are hilarious but big ten fan so and a Michigan fan in not a sec fan and these things are hilarious that I love watching up so

  11. Fionnbarr Casey says:

    Lol, Duke was NEVER good

  12. Aidan Kearns says:

    Oh no Alabama is only number 2 in the nation

  13. Tiffany Mcdonald says:

    Bama fans aren't even worried about LSU

  14. Gary Major says:

    The only thing missing is that she should have had Tua's jersey on with the scooter. I'm a Bama fan and I agree with her. Our 4 wide outs are going to tear LSU apart. Funny skit.

  15. Barker Obrian says:

    That was dirty at the end ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  16. BECAUSE I'M BATMAN says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I was wondering why she was struggling to run away

  17. David Gough says:

    I was waiting so long for a Tua injury reference ๐Ÿ˜‚

  18. NickyG says:

    Watch LSU get ass raped when they play

  19. Dan White says:

    LSU can not talk 8 years of spankings they gotta win a few first lol.

  20. tristen bryant says:

    I want LSwho fans and haters to keep this same energy Next Saturday cause king Tua is coming #13 Roll Tide!!! A.k.a. a walking Stat ๐Ÿ“–

  21. CG 13 says:

    LSU hasnโ€™t beaten Alabama since 2011. 8 games in a row. Just saying

  22. michael stallings says:

    funny how lsu schedule is sooo much tougher schedule baesed on what texas lol the way the horns are trending will they even have a winning season? the only real difference is florida,,beat lsu in a couple weeks,and its a likely chance bama plays the gators again this tear also

  23. Noah Jones says:

    Lol all yโ€™all takin shit just wait

  24. Jim Adams says:

    Sad, yet funny at the same time!

  25. john teague says:

    Pretty much the same scenario as last year. Tua beat lsu with a broken left leg now see if he can beat lsu with a broken right leg. Even though lsu tried to to take out his family jewels.

  26. NickRamone0 says:

    When Alabama plays a good team they loose. As simple as that.

  27. Matthew Jackson says:

    Fake Bama fan. Any real Bama fan is happy LSU jumped us in the rankings

  28. Ishmael Thompson says:

    Kinda wishing the B1G had something like this.

  29. Smokey Hardwick says:


  30. Humus and oil says:

    Deserves an Emmy.

  31. Greg Davis says:

    Ha ha. Keep poking the elephant. I want you guys to really piss off the Crimson Tide! They play better angry.

  32. TONY WILLIAMS says:

    Auburn fan. This is HILARIOUS! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  33. John Allen says:

    How funny will all this hype be when Bama beats LSU again…for the 9th straight year…and this past month itโ€™s been talked about as if LSU already has this in the bag haha. It will be interesting to see what the talking heads at ESPN will say and it will be even better watching the Nation go into frantic hate mode against BAMA lol. Canโ€™t wait for this game. Oh and Tua wins the Heisman if He leads Bama to a W.

  34. Paul Davis says:

    Hilarious . The scooter.

  35. Ash Jones says:

    I don't think any team puts 'the fear' in Alabama.

  36. The Transplant Helper says:

    When Tua shows up healthy the horror will flip fast.

  37. JAYVIDS says:

    Iโ€™m a Alabama fan and I must say this is hilarious

  38. Shane Lizard says:

    I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Alabama shreds LSU and leaves the poll wondering wtf they were thinking.

  39. Y Sims says:

    Using a landline phone at home is the real scary thing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. GEAUX LSU TIGERS ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’› AND GO SEC FOOTBALL!!!

  40. john lehman says:

    Problem is, Alabama ranked #2 just means we will play with a chip on our shoulder.
    Dropping to #2 at this point in the season will probable be a good thing. LOL

  41. Shane Bentley says:


  42. Stilla_Killa101 aka. Nick says:

    The scooter shit was a little harsh? Tua will be back……he will…..

  43. Steven Love2bike! says:

    Bama 27 LSU 24.

  44. jimaggie says:

    Dang, that was funny! She got a big booty…but it's a nice big booty.

  45. ghost_ cowboy99 says:

    Geaux tigers

  46. Craig says:

    I think the playoff selection committee is going to have Ohio State #1, LSU #2 and maybe Alabama at #3 or #4 depending on what they think of Clemson, so it probably isn't going to be 1 v 2 like they are billing it.

  47. Nikolai P. Culp says:

    โ€œYou only beat one top 25 teamโ€ lol not even in the top 25 anymore. Thatโ€™s what I canโ€™t stand. You beat a โ€œtop 25 teamโ€ who ends up falling off. Itโ€™s like when LSU beat 3 top 10 teams. Look at one of them now. Not even in the rankings.

  48. P Maddux says:

    When I saw the scooter I nearly dropped all 17 of my national title trophies. Good stuff guys.

  49. Southern Ties SxS says:

    Whatโ€™s gonna be funny is when Bama beats LSU with Mac jones lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚. LSU barely pulled off a win at home against auburn with the refs allowing LSU to hold the ENTIRE game . LSU ainโ€™t shit.

  50. joshua hand says:

    Who still uses landlines? ๐Ÿคฃ

  51. Karl Brady says:

    This is y'alls BEST ONE EVER!!

  52. Kevin Lilly says:


  53. william massey says:

    My team is Penn state, Love Alabama. This was funny as heck.

  54. Michael Toland says:

    Better give tua his car back

  55. navin johnson says:

    she's actually a damn good actress

  56. Randy Wiess says:


  57. Travis Lazenby says:

    Lol who still has a landline?!?!

  58. Roll Tide Gaming says:

    This was hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ however, usually their actresses are really good but this chick sucked

  59. Daniel Wilson says:

    I was not expecting the roller at the end, hilarious. #RollTide

  60. GOT'EM COACH! says:

    Genius skit!!!

  61. Don Crosby says:

    We're coming for the King of the cupcake slayers


    Look I'm a DAWG fan…
    But when are people gonna realise that as long as Nick Saban is there , Alabama is gonna be a contender ok… it doesnt matter who they play early ok… they are who they are and have been every year.

  63. Kegan Roszell says:

    Ha! Show me. Roll Tide Roll!

  64. Gamer Pro says:

    LSU is overrated tho

  65. Gaming Rooster says:

    Wait did
    LSU actually jump Bama irl

  66. AndrewLuis CrespoDeMoura says:

    @1:23 that was surprisingly really creepy

  67. Ser Smiles says:

    love all this drama filled skits and also the fact Alabama is going to win regardless of schedule, LSU will choke as usual

  68. Godzilla says:

    Well, the TIDE will roll again and we will be back in our normal spot at #1. The Tide has so much talent, some young, but they are getting better and better each week and BAMA will win!

  69. no you cant have my name says:

    lets just hope they dont have a corrupt refs during the game. i mean weve all seen the memes right?

  70. Isaiah Potter says:

    I think itโ€™s time for a Tennessee update

  71. ATV HogHunter says:

    Bahahahaha. And Iโ€™m a Gator!!!

  72. Ojay Ojeda says:


  73. Trey & Tosha Glover says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃGEAUX TIGAHS!!!

  74. kleenup2 says:

    LSU beat Auburn by only 3 with only 2 brain cells between Gus Malzahn and Bo Nix combined. Mac Jones can throw a 7 yard slant just as good as Tua can. This game won't live up to the hype. Bama gonna spank that ass same as the last 8 times. LSU bout to go into Georgia mode and hope they can keep it close so that they can say they still deserve to be in the CFP.

  75. Armus Skinofevil says:

    Actually did not like this one

  76. Garbage Time Videos says:

    Give South Carolina Clemsonโ€™s schedule and they would go undefeated

  77. Garbage Time Videos says:

    Give South Carolina Clemsonโ€™s schedule and they would go undefeated

  78. Garbage Time Videos says:

    Joe Burrow is coming for you

  79. BigGuap says:

    "Do you like 230 kickoffs"!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  80. reginald moton says:

    We shall ๐Ÿ‘€

  81. Mark B says:

    Funniest one yet!!!!!

  82. Aynsley Thompson says:

    Lmao thereโ€™s some serious haters out there with too much time on their hands. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  83. J P says:

    All I got to say is that have not had a beat bama burger in a 9 years

  84. iTza TrAVisT says:

    ROLL TI….GERS!!!

  85. Robert Johnson says:


  86. Steven Bass says:

    LSU barely squeaked by Auburn. I'd think that they would be afraid of what is going to happen to them.

  87. srich18 says:

    Their schedule is weak every year other than auburn and LSU. I donโ€™t get it

  88. SSJ Keith1912 says:


  89. TheKnowitall says:

    Loved the scooter at the end๐Ÿ˜„..rtr.

  90. Brian Green says:

    Just the way we like it.LSU jumps over us then LSU player shoots off that mouth lol

  91. SGobuck says:

    Justin Fields has entered the chat

  92. Hoke Grant says:

    There have been many great ones, but this takes the cake! I nearly got an injury laughing when the scooter came out!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  93. forecon11 says:

    scoot scoot now. just go away.

  94. Ti Hor says:

    Trash talking will be good when LSU has it handed to them,,,,

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  96. Natalia says:

    I'm a Bama fan and this was hilarious. I cracked up at the scooter.

    They also took a subtle jab at LSU because the LSU villain's jersey was #9. Bama is going for their ninth straight win against LSU.

    As a Bama fan, I'm also glad that we dropped to #2. Bama plays better as an underdog.

  97. Jaleel Dean says:

    Do you like 2:30 kickoffs? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  98. Dylan Scott says:

    Loved it, loved every bit of this. So ready for the 9th. Go Tigers!!

  99. Joshua Holtzclaw says:

    Too funny! SEC Shorts never fail

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