Special needs? Really? It would be “special” if people with Down syndrome needed to eat dinosaur eggs. That would be special. One dinosaur egg. Enjoy. Can I get something else? If we needed to wear a giant suit of armor. That would be special. It would be special if we needed to be massaged by a cat. If we needed to be woken up by a celebrity. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. Who are you? You may know me from Scrubs or… Office Space, a few darker flicks… The Rock, Platoon, Wall Street… Funny story, I… I played… Get out. My bad. That would be special. But what we really need is… education, jobs, opportunities, friends and some love. Just like everybody else. Are these needs special?