MGSV : Gun Eater

MGSV : Gun Eater


A Hind-D? Only one way to deal with the Hind-D. Watch this. You guys watching? Watch this. Say Hi… To Shadow Jesus for me! You son of a bitch! WOOO! BAM! YEAH! HELL YEAH! Took me three thousand tries to do that shit baby! That’s some badass shit! Now witness my special move! Weeeeeeeeeeee- -HAAAAAAAAAA Are you fucking kidding me? That’s his dad? That doesn’t make any sense. Ok. This is the least dramatic way to find this out. This is the worst. Ok watch this guys watch this. Ba ba ba ba ba *bas intensify* ba This man’s mind Has been torn in two [Decoys repeat “kept you waiting huh” and “You’re pretty good”] He can never find me now. Oh no, he found me. He found me almost immediately. Oh. Never mind. He thinks that’s the one. He’s shooting at that guy. [Giggling] Ohh. Ohh. Now he’s changed his mind! Ohh! Ohh now he thinks that- OHHH now that’s the one Oh shit what is he- Ohhh, grenade! This is a good one *Grenade enters the realm of the heavens* [Giggling] *Grenade releases all of his built up tension* [Japanese anouncer] ROCKETU PAWNCH! [♫ Guile’s Theme plays♫] Now Richard, Don’t be moving. Don’t be making any moves. I now have enough C4 on these men to blow them to kingdom fuck. So if anybody make a move. Don’t you- Don’t you be doin’ that! There’s always gotta be that one guy that ruins it for everybody. And… Goodbye. Now Franklin… I hope you learned a valuable lesson here. Don’t be making any moves. … And there he goes. He’s going for it right away. Almost there… Almost. You know what me and a fruit roll up have in common? Fuckin’ Patriots. I hate those guys. Oh shit they’re coming back. ACTION ROLL! You can never get me! I am a master of stealth. … And … GO! [♫MGS main theme plays♫] Stick em up! You guys are under arrest. [Slowed down] Ohhh shit. [Slowed down] Ohh shit!! Aww you see that!? That’s some badass shit right there It a truck! Quick! Jump in front of it! It didn’t work.. His plan doesn’t work… Beep beep. Who ordered the hundred big bosses? Now Richard don’t be movin’. let me set this up just right. He’s goin for it. Richard! Don’t! You stay there. [♫ Guile’s Theme plays♫]

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “MGSV : Gun Eater

  1. Rjay Lopez says:

    0:49 Kage bunshin no jutsu?

  2. Gem Iñigo says:

    Dunkey: go home and be a family man

  3. Wilbur says:

    Hideo Kojima is the best

  4. Mad Max says:

    The description is so good that I am conviced that Dunkey is Kojima

  5. LEGO JOEY says:

    Lolol

  6. The Blood Wolf says:

    “There’s always gotta be that one guy that ruins it for everyone…. goodbye”

  7. Xventure 2.0 says:

    I seriously can't wait to see what he's gonna do in Death Stranding.

  8. do g sss says:

    he's the killdest guy ever

  9. Dylan Wonenberg says:

    Do for honor

  10. Dib Dub says:

    2:08 How I feel about assholes in my life.

  11. The E-Booker says:

    It's not gun eater it's a shit eater

  12. Fresh Boy says:

    Now that description is something special

  13. Sam Mercedes says:

    huh. Uploaded on my birthday 4 years ago. Nice.

  14. HermesTrimegistus says:

    ahahaha, hideogamedunkey, mwhahaha

  15. Илья Макеев says:

    КОДЗИМА ГЕНИЙ

  16. Dormio Vibes says:

    All Franklin had to do was keep his hands up. Dumbass

  17. fresh crystal mangos says:

    1:58

  18. CounterHornet says:

    "This mans mind has been torn in two"

    Solider starts to seizure sporadically shooting at every every dummy

  19. GameDojo says:

    I'm dying to this video. My co-workers think somethings wrong with me because of my random loud outbursts of laughter.

  20. Michele Paradiso says:

    Why can't I stop laughing ??????

  21. Hu-kun says:

    It'd be a cool detail if you slowly approached the soldier as he riddles you with bullets, and when you somehow don't die, he will eventually surrender when his mag runs dry

    If only…

  22. Sheriff Scout says:

    This is the best thing! And name of songs please.

  23. Fito Porsot Hellsing AMVS says:

    Most epic sub this year, and i finally understand MG's plot thanks to your description, it wasn't so hard as i can see, u're genious

  24. EightiesChild says:

    Wow that was so creative and awesome timing with the explosives on the truck and the helicopter. I see stuff like that in videos and I wonder why I didn't think of that?!

  25. John says:

    Lol this mans mind has been torn in two! He will never recover!

  26. /Gameboy2000color / says:

    This is so late, but can anyone tell me what’s that outro song? I swear I’ve heard it before

  27. Cody Martinson says:

    The description of this video was a marvelous journey, and I can only thank you that you allowed me to accompany you.

  28. W iLL says:

    How does one become a son of Shadow Jesus?

  29. Claudio Gonzalez says:

    This still funny

  30. Debraval Reyes says:

    To bad the follow up game wasn't the same thing

  31. Coin Hunter says:

    2019

  32. Mr. ʎuuǝʞ says:

    Gangster
    AF

  33. Verte knight says:

    It makes you feel like your snake is solid

    Wait

  34. Sonyetc says:

    this game is like some "not bad" parody of its own franchise

  35. Gust Avo says:

    The MGS2 theme fits perfectly

  36. riversandstones says:

    This is how you play MGS5

  37. JohnX311500 says:

    My brain ? was fucked by the description

  38. Igor Nowicki says:

    This game makes you feel like you are Big Boss.

  39. tomato tem says:

    0:07 uh oh. The truck have started to move

  40. Elijah Kurguzov says:

    То, что ютуб перевел это как "ПОГЛОТИТЕЛЬ ОРУЖИЯ", – очень угарно!

  41. Orcabeast says:

    2:23 Jesus! I didn’t know dunkey could be that terrifying

  42. Southern Cali says:

    Play subnautica

  43. kakarroto007 says:

    you're pretty funny, kid. you also gained a subscriber.

  44. Droll Wolf • Забавный Волк says:

    Best vid of MGS I've ever seen in my life. Greetings from Ukraine 😀

  45. God of Bleach says:

    3:34 goddamned Insurance scammers

  46. Shadow Zeek 212 says:

    Shadow Jesus XD
    Franklin Dies
    "this man's mind has been torn in two"
    Rocket Too PUNCH!!!!
    fruit rollup comparason with himself :they both hate the super patriots
    "beep,beep anybody order 100 big bosses"
    Dunkey you are too hilarious so much that my stomach started hurting and tears of joy came down,you are the best ?

  47. BeeVlogging says:

    I could watch this channel for hours !!

  48. Victor 【 Goddamn 】 Sullivan says:

    Could anyone please tell me the music that's playing in the beginning where the helicopter gets blown up?

  49. user name says:

    I loved this game but I stopped playing it because if the annoying long cutscenes.

  50. General Penny says:

    The description shows you actually know the story. Must have taken a lot of head slams on the floor.

  51. Pixely41 says:

    Shadow clone jutsu?

  52. Walking among Dark Souls says:

    Rocketto punch!!! Lmfao

  53. Chris Lehman says:

    First I watched this without sound, just reading subs and all I could hear was David Hayter. When I clicked the video, I had a sad face. Why did you have to ruin this with your dumb voice???

  54. Kilaromma says:

    Whats the name of the outro song?

  55. FuzzyMcFuzzle says:

    That description should be canon

  56. Dovah Cat says:

    ROCKETU PAAAAANCH

  57. JoeyNoFunBags says:

    "PEEEEEEEH-lican! EEEEEK!!!"

  58. Troublesome '96 says:

    This game…..FUCKIN SUCKS.

  59. creed22solar123 says:

    Subscribed for that hind D moment 😀

  60. Mohamed Shabin says:

    2:01 is tht a jojos reference??

  61. The Surfingbird360 says:

    i love the og theme in the background while hes blowing shit up

  62. PanVids says:

    (Guest Starring: The Skulls)

    Me: Ima Head Out…

  63. Yaseen Rafiq says:

    0:52 he looks like he's jerking off left handed.

  64. Michael Alexander II says:

    it took me half the video to read the desc

  65. Qwanter says:

    outs the outro song?

  66. Nikolananas says:

    Kingdom Fuck

  67. Hazza Gaming says:

    This game literally has a little something for everyone.

  68. Don Jonson says:

    Had to click because the title is hilarious.

  69. Don Jonson says:

    The subtitles *bah intensifies*.?

  70. the bogarts says:

    SORRY BUT WHAT IS THE SONG IN THE BEGINNING

  71. Shmurda says:

    End song?

  72. CheerfulBeardedGuy says:

    Whats the song called at the end credits?

  73. chuggaavsme says:

    3:46 did he just walk up slowly and up smash??

  74. しららぎ says:

    bas intensify

  75. 滝川洋平 says:

    This is actually sad to watch after Metal Gear Dies.

  76. dannypwnz420 says:

    I just got fired for watching your videos on the clock. I love u dunkey

  77. Aaron Lleve says:

    2:23 Ah school memories tanks por reminden mi

  78. Aaron Lleve says:

    Nah metal gear solid survove os better than this
    -dunkey clones

  79. Venom Snake says:

    A very accurate description of the MGS franchise, as per the description ?

  80. Huy 123az says:

    1:58 just want to replay

  81. The Musical Cisquatch says:

    You know what me and a fruit roll up have in common? Fucking patriots.

  82. Souravendra Krishna Deb says:

    10/10 description.

  83. Ninjartist 36 says:

    Old video but guile theme still works with everything

  84. Dharma Sieg says:

    What's the soundtrack at the end of the video?

  85. preston and sylvarrance Young says:

    Your pretty good

  86. Worship The Infinite says:

    More like Fun Eater !

  87. ichiro kei says:

    Now i’m waiting for your new hideogamedunkey video

  88. Alex Pie says:

    Honestly how could ocelot be big bosses father? He was barely an adult in snake water and big boss seemed a lot older. Damn dude ages well I guess

  89. Diego L says:

    This was the fucking best vid a mgsv player couls have seen by drunk

  90. Burnik Lover says:

    Me then: The next metal gear solid is gonna be lit

    Me now: Oh god

  91. mixwb says:

    This game is a buggy mess with stupid AI and boring long ass cutscenes.
    Prove me wrong.

  92. Solid Snake says:

    Why didnt I have that fist rocket thing in Shadow Moses?

  93. I'm Okay , says:

    The description is literally the plot of MGS2

  94. That Guy says:

    The description of this video is the script for hes metal gear explained video

  95. PyroTek says:

    This description is relevant to Dunkey's latest video

  96. Alex Dulko says:

    i was looking for how to paint my guns how did i end here

  97. Raylight says:

    Here you can see this game is a disgrace to the serie of metal gear.

  98. Ciri 4K Gaming says:

    He should invited you instead of Conan O'Brian

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