Fighting Crime, Fighting Evil, Fighting for the admiration of the people They, are there, Whenever there is danger, So, Beware, ‘cos they’re experts with a taser! Here Come The Lizard Cops! hey guys!
I got something really important to tell you! Today I want to show you how to catch criminals With a little more skill, and finesse I’m on it sir I said SKILL. No… No Zink.
We are going to take this show… On the road. Stanley! its… its… BEAUTIFUL! Uhh.. … what is? Well? Shotgun!
Shotgu- aww… Hop in Boys. You’re going to have to pay for that Stanley. Well.. there goes my gym
subscription. Let’s roll. Wait!
I.. Kinda need to go wee.. *sigh* Go on then. WEEEEE! It’s going to be a long day.. Can I help? *ding* *Explosion* can I can I can I can I can I… NO! Uhm..
You can go and pay. YES!
oooh! Now I get to know the Chief’s REAL name! WOW! The Chief’s real name is…
CHIEF! Wow she’s …
BOO-TE-FOOL! O.K! Time, to strut! Just a moment… Bare with me… Ugh… Err….. Number 2 please? Oh the restroom’s over there Heheh… no I mean the.. number 2 pump station? Oh yeah.. Heh.. I’m kinda new to this job. Oh me too! – Er. But don’t worry! I assure you, I am a fully capable lizard cop!
I am ready for- ANY SITUATION!
ANYTIME there is danger- I WILL BE THERE!
yep nothing catches me unaware- WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LONG!?
– I surrender! Time we were on our way,
Comon Rookie.. Yeah, I think that’s for the best. Oh my,
It seems the driver’s seat is in danger of getting cold! Can’t have that, Can we? I’ll just,
Keep it warm for him. PUT.
DOWN. -Aww… Zink!
What does the radar say about his speed? Its… over the limit! You’ll never catch me chief! That’s Victor! Why yes,
I AM the Victor here aren’t I? FREEZE! -You Freeze! sir! He’s throwing Ice-cream’s at us! Now Victor, We can do this the easy way,
or the hard way. Hmmm….
Nah, scratch that! Huh? The hard way it is,
Take the wheel Zink! I’ll take it!
Err…. where do I take it? You’re going to look good in stripes. Leapin’ Lizards! hahahahaha!
Are you ‘Feline’ lucky? Uh oh… Wow,
that was close- What a waste of perfectly good Ice-Cream. Chief! Why!! I never even got the chance to tell him,
I love… His COOL CAR!! -Hands off my cruiser rookie! Y’know?
I was starting to get tired of seeing your wanted poster. WOW! I hope I’m that fit when I’m 80! WHAT!
-Sorry! Of all the annoying things that persistently spawn from that pea rattling around your head that passes for a brain! This one really,
TAKES THE CAKE!! Relax sir,
You’ve always got us covered. No,
you must learn from your mistakes, Become MEN!
LIZARD MEN! Because one day I won’t be here, and the whole town will be relying on
You two to protect them, To uphold justice! and send the message to criminals
That if they break the law, The LIZARD COPS will be there! got any 2’s?
-Go fish *Sigh* Are you quite done? A policeman’s job is never done! which reminds me You can do this…
YOU DA LIZURD! Aw!
Aren’t these lovely! Oh and my FAVOURITE flowers too! *Beep*
That’ll be.. 7.98 please? *heart crack and break* *stutters*
Darn it! Oh wow! unbelievable! My dating ad, totally worked! Yes!
Things are looking up! – File this. *Sigh* Here Come The Lizard Cops! And then! And then you would not believe it! Outta nowhere!
An Ice-Cream truck like, FELL ON MY HOUSE!