JURASSIC POKEMON

JURASSIC POKEMON


(dinosaur roars) (Ian) SHUT UP! Welcome to my island. One deranged millionaire professor… You’re both experts in ancient Pokemon fossils, so I think you’re gonna find
this place verrrry interesting! Two idiot scientists… I’ve managed to extract the DNA
from this preserved Pokemon. The Pokemon became preserved in amber! Brilliant! What? No! It just fell in my Jell-O! (slurps) And I guess Jell-O is in this movie too? What kind of eggs are these? They’re Pokemon. -Real Pokemon?!
-Look! It’s so…beautiful! Welcome to Jurassic Pokemon Park! Nothing could go wrong… You’re breeding a charizard?! That’s insane! No, actually we crossbred
a charizard with a pikachu. I call it Pikachard! -Is it dangerous?
-Nah. (pikachard shrieks) Uh…that’s just hot sauce. Maybe we shouldn’t be
messing with Mother Nature. This could really come back
to bite us in the ass. Wow, it’s almost like you’re
foreshadowing the events that are gonna happen so, later,
when all the pokemon break loose, we can be like, “Huh. I guess
we should’ve listened to that smart woman and not
messed with Mother Nature.” Bros, chill out! Nothing bad is gonna happen. Unless, of course, the power were to go out from some catastrophic storm, but…that would never happen (laughs). Or could it? The power to the entire park is out. Even my tanning salon?! NOOOOOOO! Oh shizzzle… (booming, thudding noises) What the hell was that?! Sorry. Jell-O gives me gas! (booming noise) Oh, heh. That one was me. (booming noise) Oh! Okay, that one definitely wasn’t me. (pokemon roars) (together) AAAAAAAAAH! Starring a token black guy… Most of us probably ain’t gonna make it. Especially me cause I’m the black guy. A stereotypical Australian hunter
guy with no peripheral vision… -Karp!
-Clever girl! -(hunter screams)
-Karp! Karp! A woman who can’t tell the difference
between real and fake hands… (gasps) Oh, thank god you’re here stereotypical Australian hunter guy! AAAAAAAH! (continues shrieking) AH! Seriously?! And an annoying boy in a stupid hat
who screams like a high-pitched girl… -(Ian shrieks like girl)
-Oh, shut up! -Nice one!
-(both laugh) And don’t forget all that [bleep]ing Jello-! Are you sure we’re safe in here? Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors. (doorbell rings continuously) -I’ll get it!
-No! No, no, nooooo! -(doorbell rings)
-Who is it? (man screams) (all scream) Wait! There’s no way the token
black guy died already, right? Okay, nevermind. (pikachard shrieks) -(girl shrieks)
-Shut up! (still shrieking) God! Who put these annoying
ass kids in this movie?! There’s no way they can stop them. There’s only one way we can stop them. Oh, I guess I’m wrong… We’ve gotta…catch ’em all! This fall… pray to God… that you can catch ’em all. Huh?! (growls) Aw, sh*t! Jurassic Pokepark Yup, Hollywood’s not even trying anymore. -Hello, fellow Pokemon trainers!
-Jelllooo! To see deleted scenes from this video– I’ve had it with these mother
f*cking severed hands on my mother f*cking shoulders! And bloopers– What if up were down and we were just stuck to the ceiling right now? What if cats were dogs
and farts were brains? -Click the video on the right!
-What about the Jell-O? Shut up with the Jell-O already! Anyway, to see our Pokemon in Real Life series, click the other video on the right. And click the subscribe
button if you’re not an idiot! -Oh, no! Too much Jell-O! (retches)
-Aw, man! These were my shamelessly-tell-people-
to-click-things-on-the-screen shoes! I’m sorry I caused all this. I guess I should’ve never
messed with Mother Nature! -(vomits)
-Aw, dammit! These were my give-a-
heartfelt-speech-about-learning- my-lesson-at-the-end-of-the-movie shoes! [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube
to see other videos or make a request]

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “JURASSIC POKEMON

  1. LUGERshom Dela Cruz says:

    Somehow some way this video predicted the plot of Jurassic World

  2. Marcus Memes says:

    This is better than the new Detective Pikachu movie

  3. Its ya boi Vlogs says:

    Jurassic parkamon

  4. Xunburst says:

    I thought I saw Lisa from BlackPink hehe

  5. Joe King says:

    I remember back when this was my first Smosh video. Ah good times.

  6. Ryan Chongzhe says:

    How about you call it jurassic mon

  7. Go Away! says:

    IT SHOULD BE JURASSIC PARKEMON

  8. Damon Adams says:

    sounds oddly like jurassic world….

  9. Chad says:

    Then the dumbass scientist joined 6 pokemon league an lost them all

  10. UMS Clan says:

    Lemme w did,’ .mk t
    At

  11. DBX official CLAN says:

    How many Pokémon sequels are there I love it 😍

  12. Patrick Milliken says:

    2:36 That scream!! 🤣😂😅

  13. robot ninja says:

    Chuezard chuemander charchue picamander

  14. Kai Mystic says:

    Two of my favorite franchises!

  15. Mister says:

    What if cats were dogs and farts were brains

  16. Evan Samuel says:

    2019?

  17. Queasy Deer says:

    They predicted the plot of Jurrasic World with the hybrid bit.

  18. anthony culhane says:

    Mario Jurassic park / Ian as bowser PLZ

  19. Ninja Killer says:

    Wow still no movie

  20. Chef Gaming says:

    I would pay to see this

  21. tge legend of nick the dank meme dank meme says:

    DR GRANt welcome to jurasic pokemone

  22. Terry Hobbs III says:

    Make this a video smosh

  23. Rapolas RA says:

    So whats the name of this F***ING MOVIE:
    Jurrasic Pokemon Park
    Jurrasic Pokepark
    Jurrasic Pokemon

  24. Keith Gamer24 says:

    First Movie:Jurrasic pokepark
    Second Movie:Jurrasic pokepark 2 now with ultra balls

    I wish this was real

  25. Braden Parker says:

    They predicted the hybrids

  26. William Pimenta says:

    same

  27. -_Molten Freddy_- says:

    f*cking saying that is f*cking ugly

  28. federica clemente says:

    Cosaaaaaa😱😱😱😱😱

  29. Dr. Strange Bat says:

    Oh, shizzle………….

  30. James Warren says:

    Jurassic Parkemon

  31. Rodrigo Yadell says:

    Yes

  32. Black Ace says:

    They predicted Jurassic World

  33. PhonePC Fix & Solutions says:

    me too

  34. xScythe says:

    Who else is on a binge of watching old Smosh videos?

  35. naruto potato says:

    The eggs look like rocks

  36. Deagle Instinct says:

    Anyone in 2019

  37. Endyman Spencer says:

    better names:
    pokassic park
    pikazard

  38. Eureka says:

    2:33 LMFAO.

  39. Sans Animated says:

    Welp this came true the new pokemon movie will prob be the same

  40. Efe X says:

    Its the movie of ”The Rezort” a zombie film. Like if u aggre?!?!?!?!

  41. ItzJadBro says:

    I grabbed jello from the fridge when he said that lol 0:32

  42. Cata E 14 says:

    All That Fricking Jell-O!

  43. Novice Emir says:

    That would be cool as a movie

  44. Ri Ly says:

    If it was to mirror Jurassic Park, it should have all the fossil Pokemon.

  45. Dill Pickle says:

    i was 4 when this video came out. Wow

  46. CJ_CrushingC_R says:

    Gotta love how Jurassic World ripped this off

  47. Michael Avery says:

    Pokemon beastealities

  48. Michael Avery says:

    I paused it and may be inapropreate for Ian's mom

  49. MoonBeam says:

    4:06 mother*** hands

  50. MoonBeam says:

    4:09 my mother**** shouldera

  51. The Pringles guy says:

    the world needs this movie

  52. Rupesh Shrestha says:

    its better than the real pokemon

  53. N L says:

    Professor Oak is offically a old man

  54. kevin huen says:

    I remember when I first saw this and I was hoping for Tyrantrum as the T-Rex instead of Pikazard. I understand that X and Y were new at the time this came out and it would've been difficult to make a new costume for it, but it still felt like such a gigantically missed opportunity, especially with Gen. 6 finally giving us a real T-Rex Pokemon.

  55. Blade thedarkhybrid says:

    This should really be a movie but instead a fake poke balls it would be real

  56. Vinal Nand says:

    Nooooo his says

  57. Jenalie Paragoso says:

    Its so funny

  58. Daniel Mcguire says:

    Caaarrp, CLEVER GIRL

  59. NegativeNevets says:

    Was Ian supposed to be Professor Oak?

  60. Capissotor says:

    I don't think they don't know what "Jurassic" means.

  61. Knight 5521 says:

    The pikachu makeup is the scariest thing in this trailer

  62. O mglom says:

    I want merch

  63. Violet says:

    I really want jello now lol 😂

  64. Average Guy says:

    That's just hot sauce. LOL

  65. XxDarkDabxX says:

    And I thought Endgame was the biggest crossover event in history.

  66. Henal Yeet says:

    NoNiMoN

  67. Gamer Domination says:

    Bring back Anthony

  68. Tox Gaming says:

    Video: Shut Up!
    Me: No U

  69. Deacon Polen says:

    The kids are the real pokecharzard in the movie

  70. Giggly Goo says:

    You could call it charchu instead of pikachar and it would sound much better

  71. Zappy says:

    These videos were my childhood

  72. Random Kiddo says:

    Saying the cast like Screen Junkies lmao nice

  73. Temna Senka says:

    Did you guys seriously stoop so low you stole an idea from MAD?

  74. Trevor Rintala says:

    Qwehe

  75. Sharkpool Bolt says:

    If this was a real movie I’d be embarrassed to be the one who gets killed by Magic Carp

  76. J3LLOy? says:

    I didnt know I was in this video lol

  77. Frostboy X says:

    Hehe

  78. Digstreme McDingus says:

    This could be a cool crossover spinoff about fossil pokemon or a mini area in a game.

  79. Rafael Morales says:

    Jurassic Charizard.

  80. Gabe N says:

    0:42 what Ian was looking at. LOL

  81. Ngọc Anh Nguyễn says:

    2019 anyone?

  82. Cjob says:

    Who would watch this?

  83. Red Orb Pikachu says:

    Jurassic Poképark Wii

  84. Alyshia Pipe says:

    Why not call it charachu

  85. Koala pig Kolby says:

    I like how it’s realistic and the Pokémon

  86. Anthony Gladiator says:

    It would have been better If it was called just "Pokémon Park"

  87. Niko Bellic says:

    Why in every movie the black guy has to die

  88. imthe frostdragon says:

    Why didn't the professor say pikazard and if anyone else already say this I didn't know

  89. Nia Nia says:

    Didn't mad make something like this

  90. Wasaku Kokyku says:

    2019 anyone?

  91. Avinegamer -Youtube says:

    2019 anyone

  92. ashton hays says:

    Did MAD already did this?

  93. WasabiPolarBear says:

    What about people who say first

  94. CreeperDan4455 says:

    Best movie ever

  95. Chilln 0 says:

    Detective Pikachu 2 looks great

  96. Mr.Gyarados2019 says:

    I would have called the cross breed charpika

  97. Isaac Sanchez says:

    jurASSec park

  98. Jake Harvey says:

    They actually foreshadowed the plot of jurrasic world

  99. XXX Sceezet says:

    Did anyone see Ian looking at Lou ferrigno?

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