Joker VS Sweet Tooth (DC VS Twisted Metal) | DEATH BATTLE!

Joker VS Sweet Tooth (DC VS Twisted Metal) | DEATH BATTLE!


🎵 Wiz: They visit you for birthday parties, cheer you up when your sad, and probably also want to kill you. Boomstick: Clowns… The Joker, Gotham’s jester of genocide. Wiz: And Sweet Tooth, the violent victor of Twisted Metal. Boomstick: He’s Wiz & I’m Boomstick. Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win….a DEATH BATTLE. Boomstick: Gotham City, a vile breeding ground for criminals and crazy people. Wiz: In such a bleak city, it’s important to look for humor wherever you can, even if it’s during the act of murder. And no one gets more jollies out of ruthless felonies than the Joker. Joker: I’m here, bitches! And I brought favors for everybody! Boomstick: But before he became the Clown Prince of Crime, who was he? A thief who accidentally got his pregnant wife killed? A mob boss who stabbed Batman’s girlfriend? A petty thug in the wrong place at the wrong time? Nobody knows for sure, not even the Joker himself. Wiz: What we DO know is that most likely at some point. He fell into a vat of mysterious chemicals and Batman was involved. However he came to be, from that moment on, his body and mind were altered forever. (Joker laughs maniacally) Boomstick: With a new smile big enough to rival the Grinch. The Joker decided he’d make sure the whole world would share in his sick joke. Wiz: And what comedy act would be complete without a few wonderful toys? Boomstick: This guy may like his pistols, machine guns and explosives. But outside of that, his taste in weaponry is anything but simple. Joker: OW! My eye! Sucker! Boomstick: Like a true prankster gone mad, he carries razor sharp playing cards, a gag flower filled with acid, an electric hand buzzer that goes a…little too far… Wiz: But deadliest and most haunting of all is his trademark Joker Venom. A deadly concoction which poisons its victims, forcing them into fits of laughter so uncontrollable that they suffocate and die. While contorting their facial muscles into a nightmarish grin. Boomstick: Talk about killing the audience. (laughs) Oh…man. That shit looks dangerous to carry around. Wiz: Fortunately for the creepy clown, he’s manufactured so much Joker Venom over the years, repeated exposure has given him immunity to his own toxin. But the laughing gas isn’t all that makes him a threat in battle. Joker: Ta-dah! It’s…ah, it’s gone! Boomstick: He’s a cunning strategist who screws with the minds of the sane and insane alike, he can whip up disguises so convincing, that not even the world’s greatest detective recognized him, and for a guy this lanky, he’s also surprisingly great going fist to fist. Wiz: And like most heroes and villains who’ve been in the game since the 1940’s, of course, he has his own car. Boomstick: Look at that thing! God, I really need to get back to work on the Boomstick-Mobile. Wiz: The Joker-Mobile, as it’s called, was built to compete with the legendary Batmobile. Boomstick: It has mounted machine guns, a bulletproof exterior, and a lethal cannon up top that can spew missiles everywhere! Wiz: After so many years of terrorizing Gotham and beyond, the Joker has more than earned his role of sworn enemy to the Batman. Despite Batman’s ludicrous skill and intellect, the Joker’s forethought and planning has outsmarted Bats numerous times. In some cases, he’s even gone hand to hand and held his own with the Caped Crusader. Boomstick: Who was trained by ninjas! Wiz: He’s outfoxed plenty of other heroes too, including Superman, who’s brain can function thousands of times faster than humans, like Joker. Boomstick: He incapacitated Wonder Woman with just a puff of Joker Venom, blew up Robin after viciously beating him with a crowbar, and when he tracked down Batgirl…. (gunshot) Well, let’s put it nicely and say that she became handi-capable from that point on. And thanks to his own insanity, Joker has stupidly high pain tolerance. The dude got a batarang lodged in his eye, and was still running around, laughing and shooting people! God damn, that’s almost as bad as the time he had his own face cut off for giggles. Wiz: THAT’S WAY WORSE! UGH! He can certainly take the pain, but this sadistic psychopath is still no harder to kill than most of his victims. Boomstick: He can die from certain poisons, neck snapping, being stabbed by Pirate Batman, getting bitten by Vampire Batman, and even just a good old fashioned Superman high five. Wiz: But one thing remains certain, having this clown show up for your party would make it one bad day. (Joker laughs maniacally) Wiz: How far would yo go to have your greatest wish granted? How much would you destroy to get your way? Boomstick: Any extreme! Wiz: For those willing to go to any extreme, the annual Twisted Metal contest is right up your alley! Boomstick: In Twisted Metal, competitors smash vehicles into public property and each other. And that’s when they’re not shooting crazy shit like rockets and bombs all over the place! God, that’d be fun… Wiz: The insane lure of Twisted Metal attracts some of the most deranged and unstable minds in the world. Including a clown with a flaming scalp, the driver of the infamous ice cream truck called Sweet Tooth. Needles: Light ’em up, boys. (laughs evilly) Boomstick: Before he was a scary serial killer driving a truck. Marcus Kane was a scary ice cream man driving a truck, and like every ice cream man I know. Marcus had a serious evil split personality problem. Wiz: Trapped within his head, this sinister side desperately clawed for freedom, eventually forcing Marcus to finally give in and carve his new persona a face. On that day, Marcus Kane died and the rampage of Needles Kane began. Boomstick: Needles spent his days murdering anyone he could find, including his own wife and child. Wiz: He prefers killing up close and as violently as possible, with his giant serrated machete. Boomstick: Which tons of people have been introduced to. They’re dead now. Wiz: By his own account, he slaughtered a thousand people before he was finally arrested, it was here he was cursed by a preacher named…Preacher, to suffer the fires of Hell, which apparently means having your head burst into flames, forever. Boomstick: Enraged, he busted out, and was eventually found by a man named Calypso, see, Calypso was the one organizing the Twisted Metal tournament, and he thought Needles would be just perfect for it. Wiz: For Needles, winning Twisted Metal meant having any wish of his choosing granted, he could finally end the everlasting pain…or have all the candy in the world, anything, really, how could he say no? Boomstick: Needles knew just the car that would take him to victory, complete with tasty treats! His ice cream truck, the Sweet Tooth. Wiz: This modified Chevrolet step van is anything but what it appears to be, with it’s shocking maneuverability and durability, Sweet Tooth is like a tank, capable of taking loads of damage without stopping. Boomstick: The Sweet Tooth menu includes front mounted spikes, Gatling guns, and homing ice cream cone missiles, and for the cherry on top, he blasts the explosive clown head from the roof as a homing weapon, which laughs and goes through walls. If that’s not enough, it transforms into a God damn robot! Wiz: The Sweet Bot carries a massive, multi-barrel Gatling gun, reinforced armor plating, and can even throw its own head like a grenade. Boomstick: But the real beauty’s in the Sweet Slam, an attack where the bot launches into the air with it’s jetpack, and drops like a hammer, with enough force to crush a whole building. Wiz: Sweet Tooth can take dozens of missiles and keep on trucking, but even without his wheels, Needles is one tough son of a bitch, he’s strong enough to casually shatter reinforced windows, tough enough to take a stab to the face… Boomstick: And even survived the electric chair, doesn’t that mean he gets to walk free? I read that on the internet once. Wiz: No, first, that’s a myth, second, a person wouldn’t be able to walk after getting blasted with over 2,000 volts of electricity, stopping their heart, burning their body, paralyzing their muscles, and melting their eyes, unless your Needles Kane, who broke out of the chair, killed everyone, and escaped. Boomstick: See, this is why anytime I meet a clown, I take ’em out right away. Wiz: When has a clown ever done anything to you? Boomstick: They’ve never had the chance. Heh, who’s laughing now, Chuckles? Wiz: But Needles is, by no means, un-killable, and Calypso has played him for a fool more times than not, like when he wished to find his missing daughter, so he could kill her, and wound up trapped and suffocating in her coffin, underground, because she was already dead. Boomstick: Still, it just goes to show, Needles and his Sweet Tooth will do anything it takes to get the kill. Man: Wha–What have you done with my son? Boomstick: F***ing clowns! Wiz: All Right The Combatants Are Set. Let’s End This Debate Once And For All. Boomstick: But First… Time For Some Book Learnin’. Wiz: You Know Reading A Good Book It’s One Of My Favorite Pastimes. Boomstick: Yeah but who’s got time for that? Wiz: Lucky for you audible.com has the perfect solution… Audio books Boomstick: You mean i can do things with my eyes while my ears do all the reading for me? Wiz: Sure. Boomstick: Great. I’ll Listen to it in my dune buggy on my way to the shooting range. Wiz: audible.com has over 250,000 titles to choose from… The app is free for iPhone, iPad, Android & Windows Phone. You can also download and listen with your Kindlefire & almost any MP3 Player. And unlike like a streaming or rental service with audible you own your books. And can access them anytime, anywhere. Boomstick: And it gets better if you download a book you don’t like you can exchange it for a different more better one anytime. I’m halfway through my seventieth book on audible right now. Wiz: Really? Boomstick: Yeah you should go check out Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson. It’s really good. Wiz: Huh! Maybe i will and you can too. In fact DEATH BATTLE viewers can get a free 30-day trial membership by going audible.com/Battle Boomstick: But Right Now. IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Then Books. Joker: Hmm I like the model, but not really my color. Hoo hoo hoo! Yeah! Needles: Ahh, it’s perfect! Joker: Yoink! Like taking candy from a baby. Announcer: FIGHT! Let’s get wild! Needles: You’re roadkill! ROADKILL! YOU HEAR ME!? Joker: Oooh so many buttons! Eeny, meeny, miny… all of them! Hmm, what’s this one do? Boop! BEST BUTTON EVER! Really? Can’t just let a guy have his fun… Okay okay, let’s go! Needles: Here I come scrawny! Joker: All right let’s see it! Come and get it tough guy! You miserable excuse for a clown! Come on! Come on! Oooh excuse me! I want to drive! Ohh! Let me put that out for you! Needes: Shut up and bleed you mother… Get out! Joker: Ow! My spleen! Can’t take a joke, (chuckles) can you big guy? Okay… THAT’S funny. (coughing) Okay… let’s, let’s talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That’s no fun! The cold of their skin… The blankness of their eyes… The reveal, of who they really are… (coughing) So much better when you savor all the little emotions… …Right? Needles: Right… I want to see you bleed, I want to watch you die… Joker: Just…one more lesson, capice? The best kind of punch line…(chuckles) is the one you don’t see coming! Needles: What is this? Die, die, die! Die…. Announcer: KO! Boomstick: Oh come on, it wasn’t that funny. Wiz: Both clowns were skilled in combat, but Joker’s superior tactics and unpredictable weaponry gave him the leg up he needed. Boomstick: When you have a toxic gas so deadly it can take out the entire Justice League, all the Joker needed was one opportunity to use it. Wiz: And despite his lanky frame, the Joker can take a lot of punishment, and he’s good enough to survive hand to hand combat with Batman. Boomstick: Hell, he’s smart enough to trick Batman and even manipulate the incorruptible Superman into being pawns in his schemes. Wiz: As opposed to Needles, who’s mental capacity is limited to just one thing… Boomstick: Murder, murder, and more murder, with a dash of ice cream. Wiz: The Joker has plenty of experience manipulating the minds of homicidal maniacs, in fact, many people like Needles have wound up in Joker’s game. It was only a matter of time before he made his opportunity to use the Joker Venom. Boomstick: Joker wasn’t clowning around in this gas of a fight that had us on pins…and needles. Wiz: We should really put you on a limit. Boomstick: Aw, come on, Wiz, those puns were sweet. Wiz: The Winner Is: The Joker. Joker: (sighs) Well, that was fun, who’s for Chinese? Boomstick: NEXT TIME ONNNNNNNN DEATH BATTLE! We Dreamed Of Creating
The World’s Strongest Pokémon… And We Succeded. Mewtwo: Do Not Attempt To Defy Me. Chad: Hey Everybody I’m Chad I Play Boomstick. Ben: I’m Ben I Play Wiz. Chad: And Next Up In DEATH BATTLE Is Mewtwo. Ben: Dun Dun Dun. Chad: Who Will He Be Fighting… You Guys Know The Drill By Now Find Out By Sticking To Our Social Media That’s At Screwattack On Twitter And OfficialSA On Facebook. Ben: In The Meantime You Can Go Check Out Our New Show: DBX. You Click Right Over There It’s Kinda Like DEATH BATTLE But With Epic Fights And All… But… In This Case There’s No Analysis, No Rules, Just Bloodshed. Chad: And Sponsors Can Watch It Right Now… You Guys Wanna Become Part Of The Sponsorship Program When You Get Merch Discount, Tons Of Videos Early And All That Great Stuff. You Just Click In The Description Below And Get A 30-Day Free Trial. Ben: Yep. Thanks For Watching Guys. Chad: (whispering) Do It. 🎵

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “Joker VS Sweet Tooth (DC VS Twisted Metal) | DEATH BATTLE!

  1. Keviona White says:

    10:45

  2. reverse king says:

    I agree joker whoops ass

  3. Drift Wood says:

    Ok, so Needles driving Sweet Tooth, gets shot once in the front tire (this icecream truck was built to go through hell and beyond) and somehow the Joker impedes it, little bit if struggle but it ends.. it ends with an impaled Joker and Needles laughing to death.. great match..

    I'll golf clap later..

  4. wolfmoon256 says:

    YOINK!

  5. PhantomBlitz420 says:

    Oh excuses me I want to drive hahahahah

  6. ding dawng says:

    "oh excuse me! i want to drive!"

  7. Joseph cartagena says:

    5:49 MK11: Kano.

  8. Benjamin Taylor says:

    How did sweet tooth kill 1000 people and only get arrested

  9. Kyle Hughes says:

    Easily one of illest fights

  10. Hatath Gaming Videos says:

    How did the joker survive that punch from the bot

  11. Leeann hell yeah man says:

    You guys should do Venom vs Thanos Captain America versus Iron Man Venom vs Carnage Bane vs. Thanos Alien versus Predator alien versus Spider-Man Predator versus Batman Spider-Man versus Carnage Iron Man versus Spider-Man Captain America versus Joker

  12. Leeann hell yeah man says:

    You guys should do black widow vs Gamora and black widow vs Domino and Deadpool versus Wolverine and doomguy versus Hulk

  13. SasukeUchiha 2002 says:

    12:02 Me when I see cookies

  14. Destruction YT says:

    Uh btw joker couldn’t survive the bleeding due to that pipe or metal thing stabbed into his heart. Also he was laughing really loudly at the end but the injuries would take away the ability to laugh so much. Btw im only 10… 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️
    So yeah not really realistic. Oh and another thing. The missile sweet tooth shot at jokers car was to powerful for the car or joker
    to survive the explosions of the fragments and fire

  15. sobreaver says:

    TADA !!!! Magicians all over the world are thankful to the Joker for bringring magic back to the spotlight XD

    Still waiting on that side story of what the Joker conceived with a dosed off WonderLady 😉
    haha HAA mouhahahhaha pouhahhaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA exclamation point

  16. savageslash dude says:

    JOKER:exuse me I want to drive

  17. Terri O'Connor says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the voice actor for joker sounds like slappy from goosebumps

  18. BRowdy402 says:

    Boomstick vs Wiz

  19. Sceptile UX says:

    BEST

    BUTTON

    EVER!!!!!!!!

  20. CoreKnight says:

    Damn wut an arsehole

  21. Nicholas Hensley says:

    loved it

  22. Brandon Quiroz says:

    0:50 Me on the last day of school late

  23. buckweet the supernatural shortycorn says:

    The whole battle was because the joker stole sweet tooth's icecream cone

  24. Caroline Devlin says:

    Please do Needles vs. John Wayne Gacy. I WANNA SEE THOSE TWO CLOWNS IN A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!

  25. Amber Uribe says:

    Ooo excuse me I wanna drive and then takes the wheel lol

  26. Benjamin Beaverrage says:

    Cheer you up For me its allways Probaly Gonna Kill you Also Bring a Clown to my Birthday and The knife Gonna by red and not from cherry Cake

  27. Lil Bro Chipmunk says:

    sweet tooth I have the most kill counts as a clown

    joker I murdered millions of people, killed the whole justice league, outsmarted a god and is still alive even in death!!

  28. Ofa Ma'u Valdez says:

    Genji vs Raiden (metal gear vs overwatch

  29. Cyclops Channel says:

    Come to think about it, Pennywise Vs. Joker is better

  30. PIX3L L4RS says:

    Sweet tooth could have won if he finished joker off with his robot instead of being a complete idiot and getting out of it to confront him

  31. The Coldest of Steel says:

    Hey guys, I have an idea. Wacky Race 2019 but with Batman characters.

  32. The Man With The Plan says:

    I like this intro more than the new one.

  33. Gaming Grandpa says:

    In that scene whee sweet tooth and the joker where in the car. Joker had the chance to kill sweet tooth

  34. dj flames says:

    Can u do batman vs snake

  35. Tucker Bowen says:

    You might think that this is a hollow victory for the Joker, with those seemingly crippling if not fatal injuries, but I assure you, he's fully recovered from far, FAR worse.

  36. Azian MH says:

    The joker

  37. Jax Bonge says:

    Do you know why joker won because of batman a car because I'm batmobile

  38. Dimentio's Servant says:

    Remember the original twisted Metal in which Needles looked like the Joker, and had a much more insane personality than his Twisted Metal 2012 self?

  39. Heartless25 says:

    We get a link for the final music score or where it's from?

  40. Stefan Hsueh says:

    This video is a joke

  41. Dragon Chris 99 says:

    This should have been a draw.

  42. invictusfish 1215 says:

    My only complaint is that compared to the twisted metal games, ONE pistol shot would definitely not flatten sweet tooth's tire when a 2 ton explosion does nothing to it.

  43. Matthew Morrey says:

    Woah epic joker has fortnite drum gun

  44. Aarion Pittman says:

    u should have used spawns clown against IT aka pennywise…but this was gud

  45. 4L90 EP1A says:

    Love it 😀 GGWP

  46. James Groccia says:

    3:16 Joker Mobile? Pah-lease! I would’ve gone for the Jo-kar, Joke Car, even the Notoriorider. To add a bit of Batman pizazz, I’d also call it the Laugh Mobile.

  47. Owen Baker says:

    The real winner here was the law for obvious reasons

  48. Hung Doan says:

    16:00 the police car on the right drives straight into the plant box

  49. [Cykoid] says:

    i would have thought the mask would have impeded the venom

  50. King Ukno says:

    Me n my brother use to play this game 247 we did co op but could never beat the game

  51. Ethan Sloan says:

    Batman won’t be happy about the bat mobile

  52. Robert Swint says:

    I want more joker please

  53. Dokkangod The next generation says:

    13:21 the wat he jumped in the car one of the cleanest moves I ever saw 😤👌🏽

  54. Mystwarrior1 says:

    I dont agree to the joker being able to manipulate blood lust. I think sweet tooth would have just stabbed him. Plain and simple. Sweet tooth would have out gunned him car wise no matter how u look at it and sweet tooth has no reason to "manipulate". Thats like trying to verbally manipulate a feral animal. Also i guess we r also gunna leave out all of TM4 (i think thats the one) where sweettooth was the wish granter instead of calypso? W/e. Stop favoring dc.

  55. Marx Soul says:

    kirb theme
    clowns are good for this theme

  56. SmashLiXs says:

    what happens if the joker gas was used on doomsday or lobo?

  57. themantheycallnitro says:

    I actually remember having toys from the Batman animated series show and I had a joker car. It shot rockets and looked like an old roadster.

  58. ZKO1000 Zekushifuta says:

    Joker won the moment they said Superman

  59. Awesome Animations says:

    Joker doesnt even the controls to his own vehicle 😂🤣🤣😂

  60. Kabal 242 says:

    Why not Locke vs the punisher

  61. Kabal 242 says:

    Halo vs mcu

  62. Aztec Patrick says:

    when i heard about the flying robot ice cream truck, i was scared i was rooting for the wrong clown. JOKER FOREVER!

  63. Nogi Kiyona says:

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  64. Carter Allen says:

    Looks like joker got the last laugh

  65. Bryson113 says:

    Mothra vs the power rangers

  66. JCool Plays says:

    Whose watching this before the movie comes out

  67. Romel's Animation says:

    How about Joker vs Pennywise!..

  68. SoultheArtist says:

    12:27

  69. twistedmetalyrock200 says:

    Man, this is the most biased comment section and death battle i seen in years

  70. Gary Tynes says:

    Pennywise vs Sweethooth

  71. Spring Blasty Animations says:

    SweetTooth has a army of Clowns especially The Bosses like The Carnival of Carnage (Tower Tooth and Dark Tooth and Gold Tooth)

  72. Your0BL1V10N Is Here! says:

    Sweet Tooth tanked a goddamn execution by electric chair…
    DIES TO JOKER VENOM

  73. Spenceria Scott says:

    Sweet tooth is reaper confirmed

  74. enrique12338 says:

    Can we all try to get this channel band this is stupid band db

  75. Super Knuckles says:

    Joker=savage😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  76. C Austin says:

    12:02 Joker: Iny miny miney… ALL OF THEM.😋

  77. Suraj Seshwan says:

    This made me die laughing

  78. Sammy O. says:

    Why I feel like joker and Deadpool would be friends

  79. Sindri Myr says:

    I would've liked it if they had both died… Laughing.

  80. Spademation Studios says:

    I liked the spleen reference

  81. Noel N says:

    I think Sweet tooth shoulda won that but hey, not disappointed anyway.

  82. Negan says:

    12:00 oooh so many buttons eeny meeny…..all of them laughs hysterically also 14:06 ok……..*points at sweetbot* thats funny

  83. BlackSkull 855 says:

    lands on his feet "Oh my spleen"

  84. pogo but says:

    Mark hamiel is one of the best jokers

  85. Xenophontes says:

    9:33 HAHAHAHAHA

  86. TheFrozenlegend says:

    "When has a clown ever done anything to you"

    "They've never had a chance"

    Pennywise : "[email protected]$"

  87. Drin JAKUPI says:

    Let's face it, all clowns have the last laugh

  88. Fluffy da fox says:

    Joker: ima take ur ice cream
    Needles : you fool, you shall die now
    Joker: i dont think i will
    Needles: NO

  89. cartooncrazed13 says:

    1:20 can anyone place which series that laugh is from, I sound really creepy and I really want to watch it.
    also 0:50 that looks good too

  90. Fennel Rodgers says:

    Contra vs double dragons death battle

  91. Justin Lancaster says:

    Only Joker can steal Ice Cream from A Demon and casually drive away like its no big deal

  92. MrnintendoSEGAfan1 says:

    16:47 Cartoon episode?

  93. G P clash says:

    Jason voorhees vs sweet tooth

  94. Antonio Celis says:

    Someone else saw the ghost-car 16:00
    It literally went through a wall

  95. seymuel x says:

    flash vs sonic

  96. KARL HYE THE HOLY PRIEST OF LIGHT says:

    The worst part is that joker might get away with this one since he was attacked first

  97. Ellie Reitsma says:

    ROGUES ASSEMBLE! GATHER! UNITE! AND TAKE A MENTAL SNAPSHOT OF THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS NIGHT!

  98. Gage Landon says:

    The battle starts here (10:56)

  99. Anthony Ledford says:

    Can y'all do magneto vs. Polaris marvel vs. dc

  100. Blake Cromley says:

    Technically, the Joker has no name. It's definitely not Jack. In fact, there happens to be an Adult Film star named, "Jack Napier" Which is what was used in Tim Burton's 1980's classic Batman film. Also in Batman Arkham Asylum game, Joker had an alias named, "Jack White." Even the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie has his own name, "Arthur Fleck." So technically we may never know what the Joker's real name.

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