Is A Turtle Without A Shell NAKED or HOMELESS? | Dolan Life Mysteries

Is A Turtle Without A Shell NAKED or HOMELESS? | Dolan Life Mysteries

– From the largest bird that has ever lived
to questions about turtles and their shells, we answer several of your most burning-
– Yeah-yeah-yeah! You do the facts and I do the nonsense, we
get it. Let’s hurry this up people! I’ve got places to be! 10. I Love Old School Games – Is it possible to
be colorblind in only one eye? – Sure it is. I once got into a fist fight with some guy
after I told him his ears were too long and that he looked like a girl. He punched me so hard that he knocked one
of my eyes out. I couldn’t see any colors with it! Actually, I couldn’t see much at all. – Hellbent, that’s not colorblindness. Besides, you have both of your eyes. – Oh, I replaced the missing one. – Replaced!? How!? – *
– * – Melissa! I think I’m half colorblind! Colour blindness is genetic and affects the
color receptors in the retina and can only occur in both eyes. To be colorblind in just one eye would be
unusual and would likely be due to an acquired disorder of the optical nerve. 9. Tyr Daf – Why did photos and film used to
be in black and white? – To save money. In fact, I think Super Planet Dolan could
do with some cut-backs. From now on, only *I* get to be in colour! – *
– Ahhh, I can feel the money piling up. – Gosh, you’re right Hellbent. Hey, maybe we should cut-back on animation
too? – What do you mean? – *
– I still look fantastic. Don’t deny it. Originally the material needed to capture
an image on film was only sensitive enough to capture the amount of light but not its
colour. Colour photography was experimented with as
far back as the 1840s but colour film was not available on markets until the mid 1930s,
thanks to the development of kodachrome. 8. Red Gaming – Why did France give the statue
of liberty to the United States? – Oh France, you sly dogs. I see what you’re doing. Trying to set me up with your Lady Liberty,
huh? I gotcha! – *
– Well bonjour madame-moose-ell, I don’t usually go for larger women but I’m proud
to do my part for French-American relations! – *
– Er… No thanks. France wants no part of this. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from the
French to commemorate the alliance of France and America during the American Revolution. Edouard de Laboulaye, who proposed the construction
of the monument, hoped that the French people would be inspired by the achievements of the
United states to create their own democracy. 7. Wardawn123 – What did people brush their teeth
with before toothpaste? – Back in the day, people weren’t so soft
and pathetic as they are now. They’d scrape their teeth clean with rocks
if they had to. Heck, it’s what I’ve been doing for years! Check out these pearly whites! – *
– *Melissa gags* Ohhh geez! Before the invention of the toothbrush, techniques
of cleaning one’s teeth have varied across cultures. The simplest of practises was rinsing your
mouth with water or rubbing your teeth with a piece of cloth. For tooth whitening, some people would rinse
their mouth with vinegar and salt. 6. Jasmine Iam – Would we feel pain if we didn’t
have nerves? – Ha! Pain is all in the mind, my friends. In fact, I’ve actually been training Dolan
to overcome pain using my own special form of acupuncture. Once you’re used to it, it’s very relaxing. How are you doing there, buddy? – *
– I have never been in more intense pain in my life. – Do you feel relaxed? – …What part of intense pain sounds relaxing
to you? – The part where you hand over a hundred bucks
to stop further “acupuncture sessions”! – *Dolan sighs*
– * – Hey wow! It worked! I feel very relaxed! The sensation of pain as we understand it
requires a nervous system. If we had no nerves we would feel no pain
but we would also not be able to control our bodies. There is however, a rare condition known as
congenital insensitivity to pain, which prevents a person from feeling physical pain. Experts believe this may be caused by irregular
brain behaviour. 5. Alexander Jennings – What was the largest
bird ever? – Probably Melissa’s mother. – Excuse me!? – Yeah I saw her the other day at the Zoo. She just kept squawking away about something
and trying to bite my fingers when I was trying to feed her peanuts. I hope the rest of your family aren’t like
that, Melissa. – Oh ha ha… Let me guess, your mother must have been the
world’s largest goat. What with those horns and all. – HEY – HEY! You watch your mouth! – *
– It’s ok, mom. You look great. – * The largest bird fossil belongs to the extinct
Elephant Birds of Madagascar. They grew up to 3 metres in height and weighed
500 kg. They sadly died out about 300 years ago. The largest bird that was capable of flight
was the Argentavis Magnificens, with a wingspan over 6 metres and a weight of 72 kg. 4. Panda123499 – What is Werewolf syndrome? – Well Melissa here suffers from bird syndrome,
it’s pretty similar. – Bird disease, actually. – Whatever. She was pecked by some diseased bird and then
became some kind of human-bird monster. – That is not what happened! – Werewolf syndrome is the same thing but
with wolves. So remember kids, always pack your silver
bullets, just in case some “human/animal hybrid” goes feral. Hypertrichosis, known as Werewolf syndrome,
is a condition which causes excessive hair growth on a person’s body. It is very rare but it can affect both men
and women. A person can either be born with Werewolf
syndrome or it can develop during their life and can be passed on through genetics. 3. Jesslyn Wijaya – If tears are salty, why don’t
they sting our eyes? – They do sting. It’s just that humans have gotten so used
to crying that they don’t feel it anymore. – You cry as babies when you don’t get your
milk. – You cry as teenagers when your parents don’t
get you the the new xbox. – You cry as adults when you realise you’ve
wasted your life. – You cry when you put the barrel in your
mou- – *
– Most bodily fluids contain a small amount of salt, including tears… Salt only begins to sting your eyes when concentrations
of it exceed the normal amount for your body. For example, if you were to swim in the sea,
you may find that your eyes being to sting as the concentration of salt in the sea is
higher than that in your tears. 2. Android Gamer 01 – If a turtle loses its shell,
is it naked or homeless? – Well let’s find out, shall we? I happened to find this little guy crawling
around Nixxiom’s house. – *
– Let’s crack off that shell and see what happens! – *
– Woah WOAH WOAH!!! Easy there buddy, let’s not do anything
hasty-AHAAA! – *
– GO ON PUNK, TAKE THE FIRST SHOT, LET’S TURN THIS SHOW INTO A PARTY! Turtles are physically incapable of separating
themselves from their shell. A turtle’s shell is a part of its skeleton,
consisting of both dermal and skeletal bone. Removing it would pull the poor creature’s
body apart. – *
– What was that!? Hellbent, are you ok? – *
– I’m fine. 1. Ultra umbreon – Who was the first female ruler
of a civilization? – Heh. Heh heh. Female rulers… – *
– OH COME ON! CAN’T A GUY MAKE A JOKE AROUND HERE?! The first known and confirmed female ruler
was Sobekneferu, reigning as pharaoh of Egypt from 1806 BC to 1802 BC. There is also the claim that a woman known
as Nitocris, ruled Egypt over four thousand years ago. Historians however are still sceptical as
they lack sufficient evidence of her existence. – *
– Are we done here? I need someone to give me a lift to the bar… – Hellbent!? What happened to your body? – The idiot bailed on me the second we were
separated! I don’t know where he’s got to. He better not be doing anything stupid! – *
– You know, without that big mouth, you’re actually a pretty charming guy…

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “Is A Turtle Without A Shell NAKED or HOMELESS? | Dolan Life Mysteries

  1. Super Planet Dolan says:

    Due to the YouTube advertiser crisis, these episodes were only possible due to the funding by you guys! Your support is saving the series right now, every single Patreon donation no matter how small is the reason we can continue. Much <3

  2. Spring-bonnie The Bunny. says:

    Who was mylisa before she was a bird?…..

  3. Z the Godzilla kaiju Dragon says:

    Can only one eye be not working as well as the right eye or left eye?

  4. Z the Godzilla kaiju Dragon says:

    Because my brother has it to him

  5. Nicholas Lienandjaja says:

    5:08: Anyone who plays ARK: Survival Evolved should know this one (and maybe tame one in the game).

  6. Luci The Demon says:

    i have a 🔥🔥🔥BUUUURNING🔥🔥🔥 question…about life : how as infinity created ?

  7. Mozammel Mazumder says:

    Guys ,I had jondis when I was young

  8. Bendy_Is_Scary : Minecraft , Reactions and More!!! says:

    France SURRENDERED The Statue of Liberty

  9. Dean Kennedy says:

    My aunt is colorblind in one eye.

  10. da real kebe says:

    6:18 … WHAT

  11. Potato -.- says:

    This channel is amazing I love it it's really funny and I just really like it I've already subscribed to this channel

  12. Potatowolfy says:

    a turtle with out a shell is lifeless.

  13. Tyr Daf says:

    Wow! I'm actually in the video!! Thanks Guys. 😀

  14. Sumoku Shapeshifter god says:

    In the older days they ues there's finger to bush there teeth and with some kind of plant is there tooth past

    IDK how to say it

  15. Gabriel boyd says:

    No it wouldn’t be naked. It would be dead.

  16. Patrick Cappuccio says:

    Um Question Who was the First Person With Blindness or Colorblindness

  17. Patrick Cappuccio says:

    Um another Question What If Everyone on earth including Animals were Albino

  18. • c o z y f e n n e c • says:


  19. Deedee Lovett says:

    I can feel pain but I have a high pain tolerance.

  20. destroyer of timelines says:

    I laughed when Dolan was there

  21. Chase Krieger says:

    Is doilon ok 😰?

  22. Raine says:

    📍 👌⭕🎵'🌴 🎋🎵⭕ᗯ ᗯ♓🅰🌴 🌴♓📍⚡ 🎏⭕🎵🌴 📍⚡

    Translate that.

  23. Hunter Plays says:

    Lady Liberty's voice sounded more like britain than french

  24. Joseph Joestar says:

    The largest bird, was probably a dinosaur like giganotosaurus

  25. Joseph Joestar says:

    Plot twist: hellbent is a sexist

  26. Throwing cats Productions says:

    without that big mouth, you’re actually a pretty charming guy

    Statue of Liberty- 2019

  27. kimanns says:

    My brother is colerd blind in one eye

  28. Dragon Claims Studios says:

    The Statue of Liberty is known to some (funny) people as the Bitch of Freedom

  29. FluffyFluffu says:

    Why does lady liberty sound like genderswapped edd?

  30. Im Sans says:

    Guys 1 like for no 1million years ago

    Its 2019ಠ_ಠ

  31. Ciel Mendoza says:

    Okay.. That part when Hellbent put the gun in his mouth was dark…

  32. Strawberry Hedgehog says:

    this is da4k…

  33. ShrekFanboy 1 says:

    I dont need yall fucking me up 24/7


    Answer to question in title: BOTH

  35. Kevin Tran says:

    A turtle without a shell, is called DEAD

  36. amarjeet kaur says:

    We use neem branches to brush toothbrush

  37. colton joke says:

    How was stuff made in the caveman days? Like how did they make spears? How did they make rope? They didn't have machines how did they do it?

  38. colton joke says:

    We are 90% water. Did anybody know that? Like if you didn't know

  39. Sonic popsicle says:

    Can you die from leaves?

  40. Space Raptors Infinite says:

    Nice 👍

  41. Trillygot says:

    a turtles shell is a turtles backbone. a shelless turtle is a dead turtle you dense cabbage

  42. Latoya Miller says:

    I weighted mor than that

  43. Shawn Burke-Hutchinson says:

    Correction: The largest (and most beautiful) bird is Melissa herself.

  44. Pancake Muffin says:

    I think I have werewolf

  45. Kitty Gacha says:

    uhhhh dolan what happen to your eyes eww! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  46. Will Easterday says:

    What is tear gas make people sleep

  47. Onii_chan says:

    Does a mirror break or multiply

  48. Mannie Gomez says:

    He is making me so funny 😆🤣😂🤣🤣

  49. Colin Mcginty says:

    Why do birds like peanut butter

  50. All Around Yugo says:


  51. Dheon Ring says:

    Without the shell of a turtle there homeless because there shell is their ehome

  52. Laura Heavin says:

    Is it possible for a turtle hold a gun?

  53. Carson's Black and Yellow Bumblebee Channel says:

    Why can’t we see any thing if 1 of us are blind?

  54. the rat master 420 2.0 says:

    Thanks hellbent now I can think about my life and finally kill myself 🙂

  55. Faith Worldz says:

    Stop doing ad's!

  56. Faith Worldz says:

    (Not super planet dolan)

  57. Natali Orozco says:

    What if moscitoes dissapered?

  58. grace mula says:

    What the

  59. Sofifyfofum says:

    What would happen if we dig to the end of the earth?

  60. Darien Hurd says:


  61. Jaqueline Gomes says:

    5:24 … im scared of melissa now……. *Inserts the vine "Dont do that! hehe u do it you're gonna get cut!*

  62. loa says:

    Your videos are shit

  63. Randy Asfjerome says:

    4:20 “What was the largest bird ever?”
    “Probably Melissa’s mom”
    “Excuse me?!”

  64. Curtis Warren BTW STOP BEGGING says:


  65. Adam Sadek says:

    Who voiced the statue of liberty?

  66. weedle fong gaming ytps and more says:

    On 1:26 there is colour there

  67. Triscia Abenoja says:

    Why did he'll bent stab dolman so many times😦😦

  68. Hermilo Samaniego says:

    don't mess with France HELBITO (TT) ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪

  69. Jaedyn 88 says:

    Why does your fingers and hands for sleep

  70. Lin German says:

    How do birds brethe. Like this takes a deep a breth and blows all it out that

  71. Deklan Chapman says:

    How do you sneeze from pepper

  72. bennies fried chicken says:

    4:22 woah, too far, shut the channel down

  73. GentleMahal says:

    i am colour blind in both eyes but it’s noticeable misty in 1 eye and i think it’s only in one eye

  74. Lawrence Cullen says:

    . .
    I don't get it

  75. PeppaPig :3 says:

    Video: Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?

    Me: Nope! It's dead! 😂😂😂

  76. Andy Baughn says:

    Don't mess with nixxioms " crossbow turtles "

  77. Dianne Ocain says:

    …but she didn’t answer the turtle question………

  78. Denise Tsang says:

    How do turtles get there shell

  79. eric Seamans says:

    0:47 makes no sense nixxiom has no pupils in his eyes

  80. Carolyn Moore says:


  81. Jose Parra Saenz says:


  82. Tiger ninja 25 robot says:

    Is it me or would Hellbent be perfect for Gta

  83. JADE BLUE JAYNES says:

    What is the largest bird ever

    Probably Melissa’s mom

    Excuse me

    She kept on squawking crazy

  84. jancie chandler says:

    I said kind of trematoda will kind of the characters are kindness moved and also their colored white silk hamsters different kinds of them and I have hair some of them do the answer from you seen one with the hair is the amazing skid since I like trains in the train goes by and also it kills the gauge are so there's another one is a mine turtle is it that's the total and on top of his shoe is a button and from you step on it well it says hello and also explodes🐢😏 you see the Emoji right now is the little face rocaine that's mean meme meme meme meme meme meme don't put on videos of means there's different kinds means so you can click your favorite villain or click the ones night your favorite too there's all kinds of memes the one there now I love means I'm going to watch them

  85. R K says:

    The largest bird is technically a trex, due to dna

  86. Ambika Basnet says:

    before toothpaste was created in my country, we used a plant that looked like celery. In my country it is called dattiwan. Im from Nepal.🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

  87. Ambika Basnet says:

    This is how much subscribers planet Dolan should get

  88. The Turtle Tribe /Tribe of the Turtles says:

    Before I watch this video I would like to inform that turtles can’t live without a shell

  89. Lia Permadi says:

    In fact hypertrichosis happens more often to male people.
    While female people and children more likely to have hurtism.
    That's all.

  90. iilunar_sucksatlifeii says:

    but my senpai/friend said that she was colour blind in one eye so im nt sure if she was lying or not

  91. Tex Droid150 says:

    Black and white is grey

  92. Laura l says:

    Whenever I swim in the sea my eyes don't sting

  93. Terry Wilson says:

    My dad is color blind in one eye.

  94. Who dis New phon says:

    Sorry sorry to hear about you I was not going to be sorry sorry to bother you’re

  95. Brock Dain says:

    Why do dogs pant

  96. Larry Cosmoc, The Brownie Ghost says:

    Well i do cry as an adult and sometimes point the barrel in my mouth but is too much of a coward to pull the trigger

  97. prism god says:

    Nixxium and punch hard?
    nope,i dont believe it

  98. audberto gonzalez says:

    Yo mama jokes!!!

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