I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking – Tiger Woods & Gritty the Mascot | The Daily Show

I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking – Tiger Woods & Gritty the Mascot | The Daily Show


There was a lot of big
sports news in the past few days So let’s check in with Roy Wood
Jr. and Michael Kosta
for another edition of I Apologize for Talking
While You Were Talking. -♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause) WOOD:
Oh! Like that cold sore
on your daddy’s lip, we are back, sports fans. -I’m Roy Wood Jr.
-And I’m Michael Kosta Jr. No, you are not, man. -Oh! -Look, football season
is in full swing, and there have been
some crazy stories. Last week, Buffalo Bills’
Vontae Davis retired -in the middle of a game.
-Retired? -You don’t retire
in the middle of a game. -Yeah. If you’re losing,
that’s called quitting, okay? And you don’t quit
in the middle of a game. Says who?
Football is like anything else. It’s a job.
You leave when you want. I retired
from Golden Corral in 1998 in the middle
of steak and shrimp night. Unthinkable. Do you think
that was an easy decision? It was. Easiest decision
I’ve ever made. But the biggest news
out of the NFL is not about who’s leaving–
it’s about who’s coming back. The woeful Cleveland Browns did something not seen
for 635 days: they won a game… ANNOUNCER:
Browns take over. …snapping a 19-game
winless streak, a come from behind triumph
over the New York Jets. Let’s go to the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Hey, hey, let’s slow down,
Browns fan. Why don’t you first focus
on game four. -I’ll tell you what I didn’t
like about this, Kosta. -Okay. What I didn’t like
is how everybody in the media is saying they haven’t won
in 635 days. -Yeah.
-They didn’t play every day. -It was 19 games.
-Yeah. -It was 19. -But big numbers
make a story sound better, like when I tell HR
I haven’t been drunk at work for 970 minutes. So yesterday. Okay, but still,
it’s pretty amazing that the Browns
hadn’t won a game -since Obama was in office.
-Exactly. That’s my point. They lost those games
to protest Trump. -Ah.
-But instead of taking a knee, -the Browns took a season.
-Yeah. -Yeah, I mean…
-It’s bold. Now, the Browns
weren’t the only people with a big comeback
this weekend. The greatest golfer
of a generation returning to the top. Tiger Woods is back. An incredible scene Sunday as the golf phenom
turned golf legend captured his first PGA win
since 2013. Man, it’s good
to see Tiger back. You guys gonna start
watching again, Roy? Y-You guys gonna start
watching golf again? Oh, you mean black people.
We haven’t decided. It’s on the docket for the next
black people meeting. -We’re gonna discuss it.
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
-That sounds like fun. You think I could join
one of those meetings? All right, fine, let’s move on. Now, Philadelphia, say hello
to your new hockey mascot. ♪ ♪ Yeah, that’s what
I’m talking about! That’s why you can’t come
to the black people meeting. Look, I don’t… I don’t know what the hell -Philadelphia thinks
they’re doing. -Yeah. But that thing looks
like a Muppet that got kicked off
Sesame Street for doing meth. All right, man, well, look,
we got to wrap this up. -The black people meeting is
starting soon. -Oh, yeah, okay. You know what, I actually, I got
a white person meeting, as well. -So… What?
-You got a what? -I can’t have a white person
meeting? -That’s the problem. Roy Wood Jr.
and Michael Kosta, everyone.

Randy Schultz

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78 thoughts on “I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking – Tiger Woods & Gritty the Mascot | The Daily Show

  1. Hellenkeller and friends says:

    Bring back the opposition

  2. Foxintoxx says:

    Ryder cup is happening in my backyard !

  3. old pump says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  4. Lizz Keiper says:

    This segment had so many good lines ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you !!

  5. Etienne Ekpo says:

    Wonderful Combination.deep Silent language. Nice move by the way

  6. Abdur Rahman says:

    So the Browns won, so Trump's getting impeached???

  7. Rodrigue Debrosse says:

    #bring back the opposition

  8. Rodrigue Debrosse says:

    #bringbacktheopposition

  9. King Of Combat says:

    "Instead of taking a knee, they took a Season."

  10. Aniekan Kish says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  11. Queen E says:

    ๐Ÿค”1 Game Now Brown Fans Are Thinking Superbowl…I Think Not…Bronco Country Beotch!!!(E40 Voice)

  12. DaySoze says:

    White people meetings are a whole different kind of thing they start burning shit

  13. Mary Fletcher says:

    Black people meeting…..

  14. Kodjo Swole says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. Queen E says:

    Roy Wood Jr.'s and Stare Down Is Priceless 1:38๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. Kodjo Swole says:

    I'm retiring from my job soon. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  17. Lucifaga X says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

  18. Alexandria Sims says:

    That mascot is something out of nightmare ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  19. King Noctis says:

    You gonna start watching golf again?๐Ÿ˜‚

  20. Prasanna Munukutla says:

    Haha Muppet on meth

  21. Darryl Carnell says:

    A white person meeting, priceless. I never been to one, and if they wear sheets like I think they might, I never will. Also, the mascot "looks like he got kicked off sesame street for doing meth" is spot on, it looks like a meth monster, where a cookie monster will do. (Shutter).

  22. 5%LowBattery says:

    I wish I had F.U. ๐Ÿ–•money to quit my job in the middle of the day. ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Š

  23. Andrรฉs Feliciano says:

    So spicy!

  24. Iron Fan says:

    LMAO! "YOU GOT A WHAT!?"
    HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA โ™ฅ

  25. rugr82day says:

    My parents have both been concerned Tiger's wife cause a head injury with a golf club that day of their "fight". I hold out that Tiger lost his mojo when he lost his hoes.

  26. Filthy Casual says:

    I legit "lol'd" at the white people meeting joke lmao

  27. raising kane says:

    Yep Won one game! the Super bowl's already won by the Browns!! Go Cleveland Browns!! "The land" baby winning winning winning!

  28. julie johnson says:

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  29. Mayur Tupe says:

    A white people meeting huh. I think that's called kkk meeting ๐Ÿ˜‚

  30. Kapitein Kamerplant says:

    its funny when someone says something like "black person meeting" it just sounds like a joyfull joke but when u chance the word 'black' for 'white' it sound like the KKK are planning a sequel to the holocaust.

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    mfg eure conny

  32. Kenvy says:

    Wtf was the crowd reaction when he said meeting "white person meeting"cringe ass jokes

  33. eaglebeyblade says:

    1.subscribe to my YouTube channel
    2.reply done
    3.i will do the same to you

  34. John Garcia says:

    awesome:)

  35. Palestine Exists says:

    Roy Wood Jr needs his own show

  36. Matt Clark says:

    WHOA that mascot is the thing of nightmares!

  37. Beyu Snow says:

    A meth using Muppet is the kindest insult I've heard about that vile creature. Philly has been talking mad shit about that thing.

  38. Cancun771 says:

    Still do not understand the title of this segment.

  39. Michael Wade says:

    The real irony is that while black people don't have "black people meetings", white people definitely have "white people meetings".

  40. Alpha Strength says:

    So you apologized for apologizing while he was talking

  41. J P says:

    they need to stop hating and give Roy a show… funnier than em all

  42. Felix Penzi says:

    This was sooo good

  43. danielle7799 says:

    I only clicked on this because I thought Ronnie cheng would be in it

  44. Enthused Norseman says:

    But buffalos don't even have bills.

  45. soth1 sol says:

    bring back ronny chieng for this segment.
    he hated it, and couldn't care less.
    which made it awesome.

  46. Ibrahim Ali says:

    I almost laughed at thw white people joke for two straight minuets.

  47. A W says:

    LOL ๐Ÿ˜. I guess Trevor gets to go to both meetings.

  48. Dursun Sahin says:

    i gotta watch sports comedy just to getaway from Trumpmania for 5 mins…
    ๐ŸŠ

  49. Grace Milke says:

    White people meeting=KKK

  50. Siki Dlanga says:

    I love these 2 !!! haahaa

    You've got a what?

  51. Diego Kiwi says:

    E sports fans?

  52. YCCCm7 says:

    Roy's reaction was fucking priceless.

  53. ewaina says:

    Gritty is an icon

  54. Fauler Perfektionist says:

    ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Oh my god! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ The Cleveland Browns actually won! Against the New York Jets!

  55. TheCstar07 says:

    LoL white person meeting

  56. Natasha Clark says:

    Roy Wood Jr. is that dude. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  57. Henke Ria says:

    yes, lets praise the wife-beater….

  58. YAYA says:

    the funny parts? the pauses lol

  59. Adrian Inniss says:

    This sh!t so nice, watched it twice!

  60. Rahr says:

    Am black but I would like to attend white persons meetings.. Why? Am a boring black person!

  61. dayrohan says:

    Gritty looks like a monster that came straight from R.L Stein ๐Ÿคฃ

  62. Samantha Badio says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  63. William Ottow says:

    Put on a belt Acosta

  64. Osiris 64 says:

    Gritty has a cool name but looks terrible

  65. Yoan Pena says:

    "That thing looks like a muppet that got kicked off Sesame Street for doing meth" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  66. Barbora M. says:

    voracek :(:D

  67. Jessica Mateos says:

    That mascot is so fucking awful that it's fascinating. Morbidly fascinating meth monster.

  68. Mary Rose Kent says:

    The Jets must have felt like a bunch of ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ.

  69. Adrian Terrell says:

    โ€œLike that cold sore on your daddyโ€™s lip, weโ€™re back!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  70. ForeverMe543 says:

    Roy Moore staring at him and then saying โ€œthatโ€™s why you canโ€™t come to the black people meetingโ€ made soda come out of my nose

  71. rescuetruth says:

    Gritty is a national treasure!

  72. Black Girl In Iran ! says:

    Like that cold sore in your daddyโ€™s lip ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ The best opening liner! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  73. Ozzie ulloa says:

    Hay the mascot looks like trump.

  74. Kyle of Florida says:

    "White people meeting" = GOP/Trump rally

  75. Barklikeadog says:

    Roy…

  76. Tino Lopez says:

    He in the kkk

  77. just me says:

    I'm think I saw that mascot on cursed images before

  78. Theodore says:

    Happy birthday Gritty!

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