There was a lot of big
sports news in the past few days So let’s check in with Roy Wood
Jr. and Michael Kosta
for another edition of I Apologize for Talking
While You Were Talking. -♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause) WOOD:
Oh! Like that cold sore
on your daddy’s lip, we are back, sports fans. -I’m Roy Wood Jr.
-And I’m Michael Kosta Jr. No, you are not, man. -Oh! -Look, football season
is in full swing, and there have been
some crazy stories. Last week, Buffalo Bills’
Vontae Davis retired -in the middle of a game.
-Retired? -You don’t retire
in the middle of a game. -Yeah. If you’re losing,
that’s called quitting, okay? And you don’t quit
in the middle of a game. Says who?
Football is like anything else. It’s a job.
You leave when you want. I retired
from Golden Corral in 1998 in the middle
of steak and shrimp night. Unthinkable. Do you think
that was an easy decision? It was. Easiest decision
I’ve ever made. But the biggest news
out of the NFL is not about who’s leaving–
it’s about who’s coming back. The woeful Cleveland Browns did something not seen
for 635 days: they won a game… ANNOUNCER:
Browns take over. …snapping a 19-game
winless streak, a come from behind triumph
over the New York Jets. Let’s go to the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Hey, hey, let’s slow down,
Browns fan. Why don’t you first focus
on game four. -I’ll tell you what I didn’t
like about this, Kosta. -Okay. What I didn’t like
is how everybody in the media is saying they haven’t won
in 635 days. -Yeah.
-They didn’t play every day. -It was 19 games.
-Yeah. -It was 19. -But big numbers
make a story sound better, like when I tell HR
I haven’t been drunk at work for 970 minutes. So yesterday. Okay, but still,
it’s pretty amazing that the Browns
hadn’t won a game -since Obama was in office.
-Exactly. That’s my point. They lost those games
to protest Trump. -Ah.
-But instead of taking a knee, -the Browns took a season.
-Yeah. -Yeah, I mean…
-It’s bold. Now, the Browns
weren’t the only people with a big comeback
this weekend. The greatest golfer
of a generation returning to the top. Tiger Woods is back. An incredible scene Sunday as the golf phenom
turned golf legend captured his first PGA win
since 2013. Man, it’s good
to see Tiger back. You guys gonna start
watching again, Roy? Y-You guys gonna start
watching golf again? Oh, you mean black people.
We haven’t decided. It’s on the docket for the next
black people meeting. -We’re gonna discuss it.
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
-That sounds like fun. You think I could join
one of those meetings? All right, fine, let’s move on. Now, Philadelphia, say hello
to your new hockey mascot. ♪ ♪ Yeah, that’s what
I’m talking about! That’s why you can’t come
to the black people meeting. Look, I don’t… I don’t know what the hell -Philadelphia thinks
they’re doing. -Yeah. But that thing looks
like a Muppet that got kicked off
Sesame Street for doing meth. All right, man, well, look,
we got to wrap this up. -The black people meeting is
starting soon. -Oh, yeah, okay. You know what, I actually, I got
a white person meeting, as well. -So… What?
-You got a what? -I can’t have a white person
meeting? -That’s the problem. Roy Wood Jr.
and Michael Kosta, everyone.