Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants

Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants

We now return to vh1’s behind the music dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem it must have been around 1979 when animals started snorting crushed up pieces of felt yeah pretty ugly we had big problem before me found God He like threw me down And he said, I hope your puppeteer has big hands because I’m not using Lube me no remember that but me believe it happened I Got it Says Glenn quagmire But if you squint and imagine it says Peter Griffin it says Peter, Griffin Peter It’s Clark – take it next door hold on Lois now this poses a very difficult ethical dilemma Do I deliver the package to its rightful owner or do I open it up and see if it contains Hemans? Do not open that box you know Lois physicists believe there are two Alternate universes one in which I don’t open the box and one in which I do. I’m not gonna open the box I’m gonna open the box oh Sweet, it’s a whip Hey, be careful with that thing remember. We’re renting this house That’s the prison Wow I haven’t felt this powerful since I got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies You shall battle to the death and the winner will be given his freedom Why are you looking at me like that? Peter would you like a glass of oh? I told you not to play God with those hands All right Meg stayed incredibly still I’m gonna whip that cigarette out of your mouth And maybe not slice your face in half dad. I don’t want to do this stay still okay That’s pretty cool, too. Hey Dad, that’s a cool whip ow! Thanks that was way too much heat on my neck Oh a message from jail Whip because well, you know given your racial heritage, it seems like something you might want to keep an eye out for Grape soda Graham, I know this is very risky, but the upside is so good. I’m taking it Man I could use a cold beer yeah, me too. I just had a cure rehearsal I’m not biting me neither you forget. How many scenes Tevye’s in whoa whoa whoa? What’s this? Booth uh Excuse me. Hey fellas. Hey listen This is a little awkward, but uh you guys are sitting in our booth listen here pencil-neck This is our booth now, and we ain’t leavin so what are you gonna do about it, bitch? What good’s clearly you don’t want to move that’s fine We’ll come back in an hour nice try wheely, but this ain’t your booth no more. That’s right We see you losers anywhere near this booth, and we’ll bust your kneecaps We’re willing to take that risk shut up Joe all right I was hoping it wouldn’t have to come to this but you fellas are in big trouble if If you could just move back like eight feet let my whip Hey that might taser All right, I’ll just strangle him with this Hawaiian shirt Will you stop going through my mail? All right bitches either you tuck your little Wang’s between your legs and waddle out of here Or we’re gonna beat the crap out of you, so what’s it gonna be I think we’re gonna do the wang thing

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants

  1. Billy DeAndre says:

    I feel like joe keeps forgetting he’s a cop…

  2. Steven Criscione says:

    I said whip it! Whip it good! I'm trying my best over here LOL

  3. Kevin Tochihuitl says:

    1:13 is what you’re here for, thank me later

  4. Tony Whitburn says:

    This is by far the most savage Family Guy clip I’ve ever seen.

    P.s: that cat dilemma reference tho.

  5. soulassassin0g says:

    0:31 the way that box is taped is really bothering me.

  6. Ugly.Afro.X . Finesse says:

    Did anyone come bc of the thumbnail

  7. FootballSource9999 iAlwaysLikeFootball says:

    0:57 Pause. Peter Dies

  8. Neaveh_010 YT says:


  9. Clayton King says:


  10. Tyrone Allen says:

    lois tried to warn him but he did not listen

  11. Zakaryan Kane Bennett says:

    Grape soda grams and fried chicken clearing houses….

  12. PS4 Gaming says:

    “Uhh, I think I’m gonna do the wang thing”


  13. SuperKomasawnGaming123 says:

    Peter whips a Black
    I get he has a black ancestor but that's racist

  14. [ Content ] [ X ] says:

    i searched leave your ants not family guy

  15. Zack Key says:

    Lois: Peter be careful with that thing! Remember we're renting this house!
    Stewie: That's depressing

  16. bluejack#1 says:

    I play with ants sometimes and now I feel like I shouldn't

  17. Sugibru says:

    I wish they had family guy on Netflix again 🙁

  18. deleted channel says:

    What are you supposed to be a f**** Capri sun

  19. TheGhostGamer says:

    one where he dones't open the box and lois shoots him. why could we watch that as the episode that would've been funny

  20. Caroline Bergin says:


  21. Ashley Swiger says:

    Meg's cigarette is floating

  22. Aesthetic Tails says:

    1:36 man abusing his daughter caught on tape

  23. BonBun Films says:

    funie grifin

  24. Tiara Hardin says:

    Quagmire:Is that my whip?
    Quagmire:Is that my taser?
    Peter: Okay I'll just strangle him with this Hawaiian shirt
    Quagmire:Will you stop going thru my mail!

  25. Laurie Dutton says:


  26. Victor Hernandez says:

    You shall battle to the death and the winner will be given his freedom……Why are you looking at me like that?

  27. Laurie Dutton says:


  28. Jevonnie Smith says:

    Look how angry peter looked when he slapped poor

  29. Trash Boat Productions says:

    Who wants to see any of this?

  30. Kaurdi says:

    Joe could've just arrested the guys when they gave them the death threat, but ya know, gotta have filler

  31. Muted Poison says:

    1:03 Lol

  32. BL4Z3 Clan says:

    1:14 you're welcome

  33. Tundere Yno says:

    All seasons is going be erased expect season 1 oh no! Time is ticking!?

  34. chritzamarie Velazquez says:

    How is Peter still alive if the ants killed him

  35. La Condra Thompson says:


  36. Katherine Juma says:


  37. Vernon Francis Gallagher says:

    1:40 Meg get's sparked out and the cig still in the air😂

  38. Titanimus Prime says:

    Frfr idc if they were soldiers they were bullies

  39. The Doodlebops & Blue’s clues Yes Go Baby No 2005 says:

    Baseball 1:20

  40. Nancy Zamorano says:

    0:19 2019 girls In a nutshell

  41. OFFICER_OD says:

    I’ve always said bugs are bad, this is my proof

  42. Eddie Yi says:


  43. Laurie Dutton says:


  44. yuki fangirl says:

    I wish it contained hemans

  45. Laurie Dutton says:


  46. Jaydah Mckenzie says:

    Ewwww…….an 🐜 did that 😱😷🤢🤢🤢🤢

  47. LemonBreezy1 says:

    1:13 thank me later

  48. Bruce Cain says:

    You came for 1:13 – 1:24 you may leave now as the rest of the video is pointless shit

  49. Imaru Lewis says:

    The only joke that made me smile was Stewie's "thats depressing"

  50. crazy kittens says:

    1:13 is funny

  51. Laurie Dutton says:


  52. jorge luis dos santos madeira madeira says:


  53. Makhi Diggs says:

    Can ants even do that in real life

  54. That Black Creature Palios says:

    🅱️eter: im not gonna open the box *LOIS SHOOTS HIM IN A FUCK YOU WAY*

    Peter: im gonna open the box.

  55. LordMIGtau says:

    Thanks, that was way too much heat on my neck

  56. Dark Shadows says:

    Who peter sounds like swaggersouls

  57. The Best Ever says:

    Stewie:hew dad that’s a cool whip
    Peter: hits stewie
    Stewie: oh shit

  58. Jason Muniz Sanchez says:

    0:19 wtf 😭

  59. Unseen Omens says:

    "Remember we're renting this house!"
    "That's depressing."

  60. Laurie Brown says:


  61. bighippi725 says:

    That’s depressing

  62. DZNUTZ 2003 says:

    Whip cool

  63. Jordan Elmore says:

    The thumbnail goes great with the title lmfao

  64. Finn Gamer GMD says:

    So joe is a cop and. ILL just uhhhh. 😡😡😡😡🔫😠

  65. TVG28 says:

    I smell copyright infringement.

  66. Jason Lance says:

    It would be hilarious if the video had Jacksepticeye's crack whip sound.

  67. xXGodsIMistakeXx says:

    Do the bianca

  68. DeAndre Johnson says:

    Do the bianca

  69. Bar Yaakov says:

    1:21 Peter did the Bianca!

  70. bigboyjohnny says:


  71. Laurie Brown says:

    Saved us

  72. Rodney Berrien says:

    Idc if those guys were veterans they can still run these hands

  73. Ichigo Kurosaki says:

    0:00 to 0:29 that scene just made me 😭

  74. Super Smash Brothers FAN says:

    Why the hell is YouTube kept on recommend me Family Guy?

  75. Adams Events and history says:

    1:42 child abuse

  76. Rubi Brothers says:


  77. Mr. Douchebag says:

    The fact that Peter understood Stewie, just means he's not as dumb as we thought lol

  78. Arielx DexteRz says:

    Whip it

  79. Wesley Harris says:

    Y didn't joe beat them up or take jail he's a cop right

  80. big E says:

    1:30 worst ever

  81. Matttbro141 says:

    Family Guy predicted the Bianca incident

  82. Rosanna Beams says:

    Kallee Howard

  83. Jack Duignan says:

    if I close my eyes and imagine it’s my name on the package it’s mine-Peter Griffin 2014

  84. Speed Striker says:

    peter:*breaks gravity*
    stew:hey dad thats a cool hwip
    peter:*whips stewie*

  85. Wolfy 465 says:


  86. kid best says:

    now that a lot f damig

  87. Tamás Kórós says:

    Why this fat sick asshole dont stay dead?
    The most disgusting and loathsome character ive ever seen
    I like this serie but this fat asshole is terrible

  88. Kimberly Spears says:


  89. Bobitza aka NoobulPlictisit says:

    why do you always zoom ffs

  90. Kimberly Spears says:


  91. Silly plays Roblox and Minecraft Animations says:

    illuminati song

  92. Lander Skyers says:

    Breaking news fat man has a whip and keeps killing everyone so stay in your house-
    Joe:Hai i whip dis dud

  93. Rita Jaudian says:

    Peter griffin clothes – green pants ,white tshirt,and brown face = india flag :00

  94. Zero Two says:

    Do the Biancab

  95. Catherine Payn says:

    He looks like a ringmaster with that whip

  96. Chitkabra Doggyie says:


  97. golden Freddy golden says:

    I'm czech people

  98. Lil Lukian X says:

    Y’know Lois, physicists believe there are 2 alternate universes. One in which I don’t open the box, and one in which I do.

    **15 minutes of thinking later**
    I’m not gonna open the box. **gunshot**

  99. BOY GX says:

    1:20 RIP Griffer Petin

  100. Shayne Hughes says:

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