Exclusive! Wanda Sykes and Turtles

Exclusive! Wanda Sykes and Turtles


– WHAT REALITY SHOWS
ARE YOU WATCHING RIGHT NOW? – OH, MAN, I WATCH–
I WATCH A LOT. I LOVE THE CRIME SHOWS. I LOVE ALL THOSE GOOD
MURDER SHOWS AND THE COLD CASE AND STUFF. AND 40–
I’M GETTING SO GOOD AT IT, I CAN TELL JUST BY THE 911 CALL
WHO DID IT. – REALLY? [laughter] YOU ARE GOOD.
YEAH. I LOVE ALL– – WHEN I HEAR THE 911 CALL–
“OH! OH! MY HUSBAND!
HE’S BEEN SHOT!” SHE DID IT. [laughter]
– UH-HUH. – SHE DID IT. THAT DON’T EVEN SOUND RIGHT. – YEAH.
– THAT DON’T EVEN SOUND RIGHT. WELL, HERE’S THE THING.
I’M WATCHING TOO MUCH REALITY. ‘CAUSE NOW REALITY IS
STARTING TO AFFECT MY REALITY. LIKE, NOW I DON’T TRUST
REAL LIFE NOW. ‘CAUSE I WATCH TOO MUCH REALITY. YOU KNOW, LIKE, I WAS–WE WERE
DOWN IN SAVANNAH DOING A SHOW AND STAYING
AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HOTEL, AND THEY HAD A LAKE
ON THE PREMISES, RIGHT? SO I’M WALKING AROUND WITH A
FRIEND ON THE SHOW WITH US. WE WERE WALKING AROUND,
AND THERE’S SOME TURTLES SITTING OUT ON THE LOG
ON THIS LAKE. AND I WAS LIKE, “KEITH, MAN,
LOOK AT THAT. THEY PUT SOME TURTLES OUT HERE.” AND HE GOES,
“THEY’RE REAL TURTLES, WANDA.” I’M LIKE,
“THEY’RE NOT REAL TURTLES. “THEY JUST PUT TURTLES OUT THERE
TO MAKE US GO, “‘OH, LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL,
YOU KNOW, NATURE IS.’ THEY’RE NOT–
THEY’RE FAKE TURTLES.” HE GOES, “WANDA,
THE TURTLES ARE REAL.” AND I SAID, “WATCH.” I PICKED UP A ROCK. I WAS LIKE, “I’M JUST GONNA
THROW IT IN THE WATER AND SEE– AND WATCH
THEY DON’T MOVE, RIGHT?” SO I THREW IT IN THE WATER. THE TURTLES WENT– THEY LOOKED AT ME LIKE,
“WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?” AND THEN THEY ALL JUST
GOT IN THE WATER AND SWAM OFF. AND I FELT AWFUL. I’M LIKE, “OH, I’M SORRY,
MR. TURTLE,” YOU KNOW, ‘CAUSE THAT WAS WRONG. I SHOULDN’T HAVE–BUT I DIDN’T
TRUST THAT THEY WERE REAL. AND I SAID, WHAT IF I WAS
SITTING OUT ON THE BEACH JUST ENJOYING MYSELF,
TAKING A NAP, AND SOMEBODY WALKED BY GO, “OOH,
LOOK, THAT’S WANDA SYKES.” “NO, IT’S NOT.
THAT’S NOT WANDA SYKES. “THEY JUST PUT PEOPLE OUT HERE
TO LOOK LIKE WANDA SYKES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
IT’S MORE ACTION GOING ON.” “NO, THAT’S WANDA SYKES. WATCH.” AND SOMEBODY THREW A ROCK AT ME. [laughter] THAT WOULD BE AWFUL.
– THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. I’M GLAD YOU’RE SEEING IT
FROM THE OTHER SIDE. – THAT’S WHAT I DO.
THAT’S WHAT I DO. – THAT’S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU.
– FLIP IT AROUND. – FLIP IT AROUND;
SEE THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE. GOOD FOR YOU.
– YEAH. – DON’T DO THAT TO TURTLES. ALL RIGHT,
LOOK FOR “ALPHA HOUSE” ON AMAZON THIS FALL. GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WANDA’S
UPCOMING COMEDY DATES. SHE IS HILARIOUS. GO SEE HER IF YOU GET A CHANCE, IF SHE’S GOING TO A TOWN
NEAR YOU OR WHERE YOU LIVE. FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS
WILL PERFORM AFTER THIS. WANDA SYKES, EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause]

Randy Schultz

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100 thoughts on “Exclusive! Wanda Sykes and Turtles

  1. Darcia Fariñas says:

    Love Wanda!!

  2. Amber Boss says:

    U gotta love Wanda hahahahaha

  3. Snaic says:

    Ellen seems a bit off

  4. Stoner Aleks says:

    I like black woman's 🙂

  5. Tamaits says:

    Wanda is sooooo funny!!!!!!

  6. MC8 says:

    I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE INVESTING THEIR PRECIOUS TIME ON SOMEONES CHANNEL WHO THEY DONT LIKE. I WONDER WHOS ON THE PAYROLL

  7. shezahijabi says:

    OMG !!! She's so funny !! I'm laughing so hard, I cant breathe! !!

  8. autumn doxtator says:

    lol

  9. Caroline Lima says:

    I love when Wanda goes to Ellen's

  10. autobi0graphy says:

    im a bit behind, but where is Tony?

  11. Just Somebody says:

    What happened to Tony?

  12. Sophie G says:

    Wanda Sykes is amazing

  13. Ellie Johnston says:

    Shes still laughing and smiling! They are great friends! Even if she was having a bad day i hope shes happy now:))

  14. Anessa64222 says:

    I can't remember exactly, but he's pursuing his dream in another career, could have been directing, or acting or something with music, not sure, but he's doing something that he wanted to do, and may or may not be back.

  15. cooza says:

    I adore Wanda Sykes

  16. Lauren A says:

    Ahaha she's hilarious

  17. vopat says:

    Tony left the show on his choice, He said the time was right and that he loves ellen and but he needs to explore what other opporunities. He can't work for someone forever and I think is good for im to go see what is different for him out there…

  18. Karen Buehler says:

    What happen to Tony. Miss him.

  19. Hala Madrid says:

    im glad he did that cuz he´s got pure talent..

  20. 213chloe says:

    she is hilarious! omg! <3

  21. Johnnie Blackwell says:

    Or the person could just go, "Hey, lady…are you Wanda Sykes?!"

  22. Joscy Ortega says:

    I love Wanda!!

  23. TheHappyheart77 says:

    Wanda is just so funny ,and such a nice lady:)

  24. pOETICbYnATURE says:

    I love Wanda lol

  25. Hannah Marie says:

    Demi Lavoto needs to be a guest DJ so we can hear her laugh!!

  26. Alex Dxdbnt says:

    she sounds like she's so high

  27. maddie d says:

    Omg she's so funni

  28. Bea N says:

    she is so funny oh my god hahaha

  29. Aaron says:

    Ellen was probably just thinking, get on with it so I can ask the question I really want to ask.. pahaha!

  30. lozis15 says:

    I don't think we get Ellen on English TV so I've been watching these tidbits everyday. LOVE IT <3

  31. Talia Tilly says:

    I jnow what she's talking about though with "reality shows" interfering with reality.

  32. Hi Dee Ho says:

    where did Tony go anyway?

  33. Chioma CO says:

    "I can tell by the 911 call who did it" LMAOOO

  34. OriginalLibra says:

    I hate the ads uurrrggg

  35. OriginalLibra says:

    Lmaooo they disable the comments on the other video but Wanda said "her wife took her vagina to france so thats where she goes" I was laughing sooo hard

  36. NYLVIA says:

    Omg!!! Wanda is so hilarious!!!

  37. Martin Woon says:

    Wanda Sykes is so funny

  38. Erika Tobin says:

    I can also tell by the 911 call! I totally get that

  39. matt green says:

    Love her

  40. duchesswannabe says:

    what happened to him i always wondered

  41. YOMIRA VALDEZ G says:

    She's hilarious!

  42. sharapova4eva says:

    LOOOL she's so funny!

  43. MommyScientist says:

    I love Wanda!!!

  44. Fahad almutairi says:

    Her voice is annoying and so funny hahahahah

  45. king chocobo says:

    What? People lose relatives every day yet they still go to work.

  46. Phuong nguyen says:

    tony didn't leave he's just working on something for a short period of time

  47. Linnyboy says:

    He didn't leave. He's taking a break. Yes, that break could mean he'll never come back. But basically, it means if Tony wants to come back he can. He didn't leave the show permanently. He just wants to explore and grow.

  48. Ahmad Qafesheh says:

    she is soooooo funny

  49. cerys turner says:

    wanda is so amazing

  50. Ben Green says:

    I love wanda!!!!!

  51. miraclechiild says:

    Wanda looks like a turtle

  52. Fihal D says:

    wtf man?! xD

  53. michael lorenzo says:

    I love Wanda so much !!! But I love u more Ellen

  54. Dani N says:

    lol I miss the show old christine… Barb was SO funny but Wanda is even funnier 😀

  55. Dayanne Rodriguez says:

    "Oh look thats wanda sykes" "No its not they just put people out here to look like wanda sykes" lmaooo!!

  56. Anya Hauptmann says:

    She's great haha!

  57. Ayse Esfandiar says:

    I can watch her videos all day

  58. that_Chubby Unicorn says:

    Hahahahhahahahahahaha:-)

  59. vopat says:

    Uuuh No, did you see the interview and he said for now permanent and he is not planning on coming back..

  60. Lizard says:

    I loveeee Wanda Sykes! She makes everything more funny. :') <3

  61. Caitlin Pearce says:

    Wanda Sykes is hilarious and her accent is the bomb! 😀

  62. Linnyboy says:

    Are you sure? Because I did my research and he said he's not coming back for season 11.

  63. iamsoemo says:

    more Wanda Sykes on the show please. MUCH MORE

  64. Souhail says:

    I wish Wanda would be on the on the show every day

  65. tuberlicious05 says:

    omgg did they cancel it? That's one of my fave shows 🙁

  66. Groxoification2 says:

    I looooooooooove wanda

  67. Fleur Fae says:

    Love wanda she's so funny ;P

  68. kite says:

    She is nutzzz

  69. Summer says:

    I love wanda sykes

  70. RN Olivas says:

    Hahahaha I love her! She is hilarious! These two are the perfect comedy combo. Lol

  71. bubbagump says:

    I think he was a little bit useless on the show… sorry but it's my opinion.

  72. Majid2429 says:

    why do feel the need to write it? we all heard it!

  73. Ian Ashley says:

    Wanda Sykes is amazing as ever!

  74. Walaa j.j says:

    She is so funny

  75. TheChidinma1 says:

    I love Wanda Sykes

  76. goldphysh says:

    She could read a grocery list and make it funny!

  77. Jess 14/6/1992 says:

    "oh my God! They murdered my husband!"!!! SHE DID IT
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA😂😂😂😂

  78. Bugra Ceyhan says:

    Müge Anlı da aynısını yapıyor -_-

  79. raghad says:

    I Have 2 turtles and 1 tortoise

  80. knk Ipad says:

    Kmbnbb. M.

  81. Molly Carlisle says:

    Ellen + Wanda = LIFE

  82. Harley Quinn says:

    😂😂

  83. Seaweelina a says:

    Mustered

  84. Ivanna O'Sullivan says:

    Hahahaha Wanda my kind of woman lol those shows are getting addicting, my uncle has started warning my boyfriend to watch out she's planning your murder are you not worried.

  85. Raven Logical says:

    Is it just me or does Ellen end up saying the word 'hilarious' in every video that Wanda Sykes is in? 😂✌🏽

  86. Larry Hunt says:

    Feed the Turtles 🤢

  87. Ben S. says:

    Today’s crime shows have effected me the same way. I don’t trust anybody. NCIS, How To Get Away With Murder, and Scandal. Those shows have also taught me how to defend myself as well as other people legally against the police/government in crazy/uncomfortable situations.

  88. Sean Sartor says:

    I love how Wanda saw the turtles perspective. That’s real SH!! Everyone should look at the other perspective when reacting to nature and each other

  89. Gary Garrett says:

    "That's not Wanda Sykes, they just put people out here to look like Wanda Sykes to make it look like there's more action going on." LOL!

  90. ruhna Fullingim says:

    Oh my gosh. Laugh so hard on this. She's hilarious. Hahaha

  91. Gina Friend says:

    ellen didn't catch on .. always has a difficult Time Understanding with Wanda .. but I like ellen too

  92. Love of dua lipa says:

    I don't like turtles ;-;

  93. Colyn Marie says:

    Hahahaa we love crime shows! dannggg I love Wanda Sykes a lot…Hilarious beautiful lady….

  94. Edson TNG says:

    “She did it”

  95. Najah Abdullah says:

    Hey Ellen. WANDA
    is so much more than just hilarious😋

  96. Petra J says:

    I have been in stitches all morning! Thank you Wanda

  97. MrNikkimaxine says:

    I’m heading back now

  98. Diana Hulea says:

    With this video I'm pretty sure I have watched all her videos on Ellen!! God this woman is fantastic!!!!

  99. Bey Sarah says:

    That face expression at 1:25 is just si funny
    Love Wanda

  100. Sidney Coad says:

    Wanda Sykes funny person. She really a good actor

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