Comedy Central Re-Animated – David Spade – Tiger’s Baggage  – Uncensored

Comedy Central Re-Animated – David Spade – Tiger’s Baggage – Uncensored

(upbeat music) – Tiger Woods has a new chick. I didn’t think a chick would fall for it. I don’t know. Maybe I’m, it’s a bit of baggage. (audience laughter) And the girl, Lindsey Vonn is a sexy skier and she’s gotta sell that to her friends. That’s a tough sell. “Well, I found Mister Right,
he’s my rock, he’s my guy. “One, four, three.” And they’re like, “Who?” She’s like, “Tiger.” (audience laughter)
They’re like, “Huh? “Tiger, Tiger Woods?” Yeah, it’s either Tiger
Woods or an actual tiger. There’s not a lot– They’re like, “You know
how they say, Lindsey, “once a cheater, they change overnight. “Good call.
“Go with your gut, “go with your hunch on
this one, smart move.” (audience laughter) ‘Cause this guy had what, 27 mistresses. And these are the ones we heard about. You know there’s got to be one
or two that don’t want to go on CNN and proclaim to the
world they’re a total whore. You know, one or two. So let’s round it up to 30. I don’t like the mid-level ones like 16. Comes out on a slow news day. “Tiger whacked off on my feet.” (audience laughter) Really? Well, that doesn’t make you
look too great either, honey, so why don’t you step
back into the woodwork. (audience laughter) Why are you volunteering this? Is this what you want on your Google the rest of your life, honestly? (audience laughter) “Hey, I Googled your mom.” “No.
(audience laughter) “Why would you do that?” “I guess her and Tiger.” (audience laughter) “Well, they were in love.” “Oh yeah, I didn’t read that part.” (audience laughter) Poor Lindsey Vonn, she’s just on his ass. She’s got to be. I see him at the Masters. She’s on the putting green with him. (audience laughter) “Hey, babe. “This one’s a tough one. “It’s gonna break right. “I’m not one of those clingy girls. “I just want to make sure
you’re not actively fucking “a girl right now during the tournament. “I’ll worry about tonight later. “I’ll be way back here by the sand trap, “you don’t even know.
“Shh.” And she’s like in school
when you have that koala bear you stick on your pencil like this. (audience laughter) “Lindsey, give me some
room, I’m chippping. “Hank, pinch her back. “Where we having dinner?” ‘Cause guys cheat and it sucks. And guys say, “Oh, you know.” And girls always say, “Oh my
God, his wife is so pretty.” Doesn’t even matter, that’s the problem. It’s like that old saying, oh, you can’t have filet mignon every night. It’s true. Once in awhile you want
a hamburger from Wendy’s. That’s sort of true, right? You want a greasy, dirty,
whorie, slutty, cheeseburger from Wendy’s with mayo all over her face. And–
(audience laughter) honestly, just once in awhile
and then when you finish, you crumple up the bag and you
feel guilty and drive home. (audience laughter) And about twice a year,
you want a hot dog. But you don’t tell anyone. (audience laughter) (upbeat music)

Randy Schultz

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42 thoughts on “Comedy Central Re-Animated – David Spade – Tiger’s Baggage – Uncensored

  1. Mar'kaysia Marc says:

    first comment

  2. chopsuey061987 says:

    Props to the Animator, who just had to be part of this joke.

  3. Fihtment says:

    not funny at all

  4. Albin Lundholm says:

    Don't remember Spade being this funny……

  5. aNDROiD17_ says:

    Lol pretty funny. He's really good at delivering punch lines

  6. TimoChili says:

    the whole re-animation is SOOOO horrible. ruins the whole thing, every single time. please stop it.

  7. kevin delatorre says:

    pretty funny. i mean i wouldnt sit down and watch an hour of this. but its ok

  8. G Mendoza says:

    Finally he's back!

  9. ClockworkGarlic says:

    That was quite funny. I like the tone of his voice.

  10. Joseph Aron Phillips Perez says:

    Nice obvious laugh track

  11. lexusfan100 says:

    haha that was good

  12. CrucifukkedZombie says:

    Loved the hot dog part lol

  13. sdarms111 says:

    Oh hell… I forgot he was that funny!

  14. dlargent100 says:

    Amazing bring back shortys watching shortys

  15. dominic4lo says:

    I love these animated vids. Moar pleeze.

  16. Zack WallonDrums says:

    so good and true hahahah

  17. James Dreger says:

    He's not edgy, he's not popular, he's not flashy… but he knows how to tell a good joke. Solid comedian doing Solid comedy.

  18. lolmouf says:

    forgot how good he is at stand up

  19. Aaron Taylor says:

    This sucked stinky dick, David Spade is meh at best.

  20. Fran Yaj says:

    saw the whole show…certainly not his best material

  21. Smeargle says:

    fake ratings on this one!

  22. stobbi38 says:

    da heck did i just watch?X'D

  23. GippyHappy says:

    I like how he just flicks mayo on things

  24. How to basic says:

    This guy speaks the truth.? he needs to be president

  25. Nita xoxoxox says:

    Love the animation. Makes it even more funny. David spade is the best besides robin . He's always #1

  26. Kentucky Thoroughbred says:

    Why the animation tho? Id rather just watch his expression.

  27. Samuel Robertson says:

    Love the animation!!!

  28. Hunter Jenkins says:

    Epidemic of gold digging… Whores.

  29. IgnitedZucc 25 says:

    He sounds like Kuzko from emperors new groove

    Edit: Oh wait

  30. Braden Sweat says:

    David should do grown ups 3

  31. banana boat says:

    Ooohhhh so you’ll draw a sexy hotdog but foot cum is where you draw the line?

  32. AK says:

    Do you critics realize no one shoots a piss over your opinion?

  33. Kai Collins says:

    The pencil bit was so good

  34. Flaming Croatan says:

    Heh Tiger Woods

  35. Dark Quixote says:

    Underrated comedian!!

  36. BBQ Ntwk says:

    David please discuss your role in Police Academy 4 was it fun to make that movie

  37. Nehoy Menyoy ✏️ says:

    The animation kills the standup. Rather watch his expressions tbh

  38. tiny99990 says:

    I don't think David Spade gets enough credit as a stand up comedian, he is very funny and he is so consistent it's truly admirable, not many comedians are as consistent in my opinion, Kevin Hart's first 2-3 specials killed me, but there was one that I barely found entertaining, and the last few have felt so… meh. Gabriel Iglesias is consistently funny I will admit that. I make mention of these two since they are among the most popular stand up comedians atm

  39. R AZA says:

    Hey Google your mom lol

  40. Billy Lewis says:

    Spade is the definition of stand up comedian, sub text DELIVERY. It’s flawless.

  41. Super Nintendo says:

    Dave. Make animation vids. Ur jokes are already very descriptive.

  42. COCC says:

    How is he this funny, it's too unreal ???

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