CHANSON ENFANT – CROCOCO LE CROCODILE

CHANSON ENFANT – CROCOCO LE CROCODILE


Crococo? Wh…where is my Crococo? Is he hiding? Oh the little devil… Oh, it smells bad… Crococo, the crocodile, my pet. A real one, not one with batteries and he is my … …best friend. He was very small … so cute and so nice! But now that he is all grown up, he eats everything around him.
[Crococo eats] Crococo has the munchies and would eat anything. Crococo, I do love you, but what am I going to do with you? I was out all day long, he ate my couch. I went out all night long, he ate my bed too! I bought him a cake, for his birthday, he is greedy Crococo, he even ate the spoon.
[Crococo eats] Crococo has the munchies and would eat anything. Crococo, I do love you, but what am I going to do with you? Oh?! Where are my shoes? Crococo…? [Crococo eats] Crococo?! [Crococo eats] We were going camping, with my little moped, now that he has swallowed it [Splashy!] he doesn’t fit in my van anymore. He ate my electric guitar, my piano, my neighbour Monique. Now it is catastrophic: when he farts, he makes music! Crococo has the munchies and would eat anything Crococo, I do love you, but what am I going to do with you? [Crococo eats] What am I going to do with you? Crococo, what do we say? Leave the gentleman alone! [Crococo eats] Let go! I said: let go! [Crococo eats] uhuh, give the slipper to Mommy… No, Crococo! No! [Fights] [Crococo burps] Well, okay, okay. It’s alright! It’s alright … I didn’t want them anymore… They were ugly… What happened to the music?

Randy Schultz

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