☜ Horny Tegu Lizard

☜ Horny Tegu Lizard


The following presentation has been approved for all tegu lizards. Rated H (Huff & Puff) Oh no! Not this again! False alarm! It’s just a tegu! What, you think I’m a girl tegu? I’m not a girl, and I’m not a tegu! You are double wrong. Double wrong! Double wrong! Double wrong! What are you doing, silly boy? What are you doing? There’s no girl tegus here, sorry. Oh, you’re gonna fall off the couch! What are you doing, silly boy? What are you doing? What are you doing? I’m not a girl tegu… You silly boy.

Randy Schultz

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55 thoughts on “☜ Horny Tegu Lizard

  1. Beth Rogers says:

    lol, mac is so adorable

  2. ThatOneGeckoGuy says:

    Ha needs a little princess to rescue!

  3. Abuteetti says:

    He's like a dog but slower and cuter :3

  4. Skateboardd kidd says:

    MacGyver needs to have his own harem

  5. Desperatus Trollus says:

    me and mac have something in common

  6. Atomic Mike says:

    awesome animal you have there

  7. TuNerGuY -_- says:

    hmm think he need's to get Laid lol

  8. Yuno Hellsing says:

    Well atleast hes not humping somthing…good clean boy…!

  9. steven hafemeister says:

    will you ever consider breeding mac

  10. Vicky Wong says:

    So cute! Thanks for the post! I was researching tegus after meeting one for the first time; which led me to MacGyver. Your videos made my other half and I fall in love with tegus and adopted we Oscar last fall; a mischievous and curious tegu. Now we're the crazy lizard family (we also have in 2 bearded dragons). Anyway, none of my research talks about this behaviour and it's good to know before it happens and I panick over nothing.

  11. GamingFanactic911 says:

    This is just so freaking cute!!! 😀

  12. cognac yang says:

    I have a girl for him… let's mate them… lmao

  13. Lewis Davidson says:

    Little McGyver has a crush

  14. jasmine1284 says:

    Why is he puffing so hard

  15. Kevin Santana says:

    He sounds like he trying to laugh in class (really quiet) lol

  16. totalanthony says:

    He.. Needs to get laid ..big time

  17. Dess Jenkins says:

    Hes telling you to buy him a girlfriend 🙂

  18. Ya doodles says:

    When u see da booty

  19. polo4744 -_- says:

    Wait but wasn't he a female ?

  20. infinitesorrows21 says:

    Get that lizard laid

  21. Pointless channel says:

    why dont you get a female tegu and breed them

  22. Larea Yelerton says:

    He is so cute 

  23. Orange Banana says:

    hes grown a lot sins the last time i watched

  24. Azazel Acheron says:

    He has the most magnificent jowels.  He reminds me of Robert Barathion.

  25. Marco Ruben Abuyuan Llanes says:

    SOOO CUUUUTE I CANT TAKE IT

  26. Doggieworld3 says:

    Aww…trying to impress.
    Isn't that what it means?

  27. Mai Hoang Tran says:

    It sounds like he's crying for being alone without female lizard

    Forever Alone

  28. Winston The Argentine Tegu says:

    Mine has been doing this for a week now

  29. JHenryEden says:

    HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT BALLS ON HIS JAW!

  30. Giampiero Flores says:

    Fetish tegu

  31. The Meme Master. says:

    keep his balls empty 😉

  32. Lucy Hughes says:

    300th like yay

  33. ZornTheWoke says:

    he is like a huge lizzard of cuteness!

  34. Nigelxman says:

    We all need to get laid at times, and Mac is no exception. Hook him up with a sexy female Tegu!

  35. AcanLord says:

    So is this at all analogous to mammals like Dogs and cats being in heat?

  36. Jameson Terdski says:

    when youre trying not to laugh in class

  37. Ant Man says:

    lol its like hes a sick congested person 😀

  38. mortse 90 says:

    This poor creature, I bet he didn't foresee this happening. He's horny af and dudes sticking his feet in his face by his mouth and shit, he sound like he's crying and just gave up life at the end. Trying to get dragon pussy, and he gets toes in his nose 😒 low key this feels fucked up! LOL

  39. james G says:

    Do you ever plan on breeding him with a female tegu?

  40. Ryann Weakley says:

    Wait, so he goes into heat? I mean he gets like that without a female tegu around him? Cause that's a bit interesting

  41. dusk desert dragons allen says:

    mac has beautiful color with great body mass he all around has great genes if you breed with a blue or chocoan red you can have a great clutch also he's level of tolerance with people could pass on the the baby creating a better tegu than what people describe

  42. Jaime Burleson says:

    what an adorable butterball!

  43. Razor Bills says:

    He's so awesome!

  44. Leilani K says:

    Poor guy how would you like it if you couldn't get agood release once in a while. Get that boy a girl.

  45. Dennis The Menace says:

    While he's horny you touch his ball sack chin with your feet he has a fetish with?!

  46. george spear says:

    dude you could make a fortune off the babies

  47. Sloop says:

    He sounds like my dog when he had something in his nose 😂

  48. MrsTurtlehugger says:

    Someone get this Tegu a subscription to pornhub

  49. Flug Zeug says:

    P U F F

  50. Prince of Loarderon says:

    I want a tegu soo baad

  51. Mike Sullivan says:

    Buddy mine does THE SAME thing but ONLY when my girlfriend is on her period it's pretty damn halarious.

  52. Nicholas Bausman says:

    He is the ugliest thing i ever seen in my life….u should take himbout back and shoot him

  53. Vireoid says:

    You should get him a girlfriend and they will have little macgyver babies

  54. Christian Brown says:

    Do you think Tegus are venomous like monitors with saliva, when I have got nipped before around ten years ago it bleed so long. Some people are saying they do what do you think as far as at least anticoagulant.

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